Top Ten Things Overheard At The Summer Olympics
10. "Yo, man, got any 'roids?"
9. "I didn't know Georgia was a country now! Did it secede from the Union? Again?"
8. "Of course, Shakespeare came from Stratford, you know...!"
7. "Hey, who's the slut with Prince Harry?"
6. "I've got an uneven bar she can swing on!"
5. "Thank God for London's public transport network!"
4. "Wow, a five-story McDonald's!"
3. "I wonder what brand of ganja that Usain Bolt is smokin'!"
2. In the U.S.A. basketball locker room..."We're probably as good as 92's Dream Team."
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