Top 10 Reasons Why Science is overrated:
10. Nerds still can't get the girls .
9. So where's the Time Machine that they said in the 60's would be available by 2000, huh, where's the time machine?
8. What would you rather see? Monkeys pushing a wheel, or a wet, naked Eve?
7. They still can't predict earthquakes.
6. They cancelled Mr. Wizard.
5. Certain politicians flunked Science courses at all levels.
4. It was Thomas Dolby's only hit single.
3. The disclosure that Bill Nye and Slim Goodbody are covertly passing along bomb-building info and bio-warfare tips to kids.
2. Fred Phelps says so.
1. "Creationism" or "Intelligent Design" just rolls off the tongue