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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables. 3. Palin debating....anybody. 2. Candidates pull off masks, revealing themselves as hideous reptilian extraterrestrial overlords .. [smaller]That would be so COOL![/smaller] 1. John McCain, sensing defeat, comes out in favor of same-sex marriage, which prompts Sarah Palin to shoot him with her hunting rifle. Then she declares herself President! Meanwhile, Joseph Biden discovers his ancestor's slave owners past, puts chains on Barack Obama, and demands a chorus of "Old Man River" be sung by the news media. Barack Obama breaks the chains, then chases Biden hither and yon, brandishing an AK-47, loudly sccreaming: "Free at last! Good God almighty, we be free at last!" Then we all wake from our collective daydream in the voting booth.

"Time Changes Everything" - Bill Monroe & His Blue Grass Boys.

"Eleanor Rigby" performed by Ray Charles.

Durian. Name a fruit like Lychee, but not Lychee.

"Don't Be Cruel" - Elvis Presley

"Last Train Home" performed by Pat Metheny.

in the jail

"World Turning" - Fleetwood Mac

Sheriff John Stone

Orions, Mainichi (Japanese pro baseball team.)

"Don't Wanna Change The World" performed by Phyllis Hyman. :happybanana:

Kermit the Frog's legs! (Beer batter fried, Cajun style.) Name something blue and tasty.

Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. Go ice skating on the local lake. 2. Take the "Ice Road Truckers' tour in your Humvee. 1.

Granted. Welcome the Klezmer pop duo of Carly Simon & Art Garfunkel. Yiddish->English translations a mere 100 Shekels by Rabbi Sinn Fein. I wish for Golden Parahcute executives get surplus Fallschirmager versions. (Complete with .303 inch holes!)

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

This thread has stalled. Since Halloween is only a month away, name your favorite monster/movie/horror movie character. Adams, Gomez

"Any Old Kind of Day" - Harry Chapin

Oriental Lactose Intolerance Syndrome. Name a "safe food."

Where/when was the original venue that signed "Lt. Uhura" to do her palm frond dance? Play Me.

Cook? The Palin clan don't need no steenkin' fire! Eat Salmon like the bears do! (Not even Tokyo has fresher seafood!) Name a reason to become a Vegetarian.

for a Dragon

Eat it anyways...unless it starts to crawl back to the kitchen! (Or salt water tank.) Inflation or Deflation (When the economy tanks, which is worse?)

"One World" performed by Hiroshima.

Then what? I wish that President Bush doesn't leave the United States in the same condition as the two Texas businesses that tanked "on his watch."

What did Mayor Sarah Palin say to Michael Palin when the town's fishing boat's engine died? American Woman.