Otokichi

"Barricades of Heaven" - Jackson Browne

Cruise ship. (No California-to-Hawaii freeway or railroad.) Time machine or Omnibus photo album. (Omnibus in the sense that you can take/get any photos of your family through the ages.)

Hated this organ meat when I was much younger. I would say "neutral" these days, but since I haven't eaten it in some time...dislike. Sardines.

Since I've never ridden a motorcycle, a Honda Shadow might be better as a starter. Airline pilot's license or personal jetpack?

I'll have to copy your answer. Heart-healthy semi-Vegetarian or Heart destroying "Republican Red Meat" diet?

Toyota. (But the equivalent Ford model is more affordable.) Honda or Toyota hybrid?

Like. But long term campers are called "Homeless." Denali (AKA, "Mt. McKinley.")

Day. (Especially when there's a full moon out or it's Halloween eve!) Domestic iron or import? (Automobile/Motorcycle/Scooter/Bicycle.)

Like. Especially if they swing and sway as too many people walk across it. "Light" Beer.

Like. Cryptozoologists and the Rich just can't go a day without "the armored fish of the Jurassic." Moonshine!

Rivers are a "Like." (Where would the "Ice Road Truckers" be without thick ice in the Winter?) Sashimi or Sushi? (This is a trick question for some.)

Very off-Broadway, but does the film festival circuit. Mickey Rooney

Train Whistle. (No Fog horns in Hawaii.) Albatross or Sea Gull?

Fishing. (More bodies of water than tracts of land, though some fisheries have been wiped out.) The Single Life or Marriage?

Like. (Especially if they're singing something out of context.) Listening to street preachers/door-to-door evangelists.

Great Big Sea. Name a religion Carlos Santana should follow/join.

Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. One that I can actually win something on. 5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another) 4. Presidential Election sports book wagering 3. 23 : A number I seem to get more often 2. Wall Street Stock/Bonds Roulette 1.

"Reggae Marching" performed by Manoa DNA.

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Dog Lauone 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your moms side, your favorite candy) Mineo Hershey Barr 3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two of your middle name) Pet 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Blue Beagle 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Etsuo Aie'a 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.) Abepaemaie 7.SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink) The Blue Coca Cola

Granted. Canada becomes the 51st-59th states of the Union. Ice Hocky becomes the national sport, followed by Curling and drinking Moosehead beer. Then Quebec stages a revolt, demanding to be reunited with France. (France demurrs, not wanting to have La Belle Tongue polluted by Canadian French.) I wish that China would find a way to produce food products that don't maim of kill.

Leonine "Vincent" has turned into "Hellboy." William Sanderson (As in: "Hello, my name is Larry. This here's my brother Darrel and my other brother Darryl.")

"Fields of Gold" or "Walkin' After Midnight" - Eva Cassidy.

Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. The Donkey's Nightmare 5. Ancient Mariner 4. The Bailout 3. Whaling ship "Pequod" 2. 1.

"Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler)" performed by Grover Washington, Jr.

Granted. The U.S.A. becomes Canada's tenth province. Then a language war breaks out as various parts of the province begin speaking "american," refusing to speak French or Canadian English. (The Cajuns leave Louisiana for Quebec, and vice-versa.) I wish Wall Street would secede from the Union, then it would be our patriotic duty to shoot stockbrokers, investment bankers, and those "Gordon Gekko" types.