Otokichi

at Albino Acres

"Nadine"-Chuck Berry

Manju and Fizzies

"Cloud Nine"-The Temptations

Negotiating with Mr. Scratch for a piece of the action. John Dean

November 5th is Guy Fawkes Day ( for real). Top Ten made up occupations of Mr. Fawkes. 10. He made the first Lava Lamp. 9. Lutheran street preacher. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

"Shopping For Clothes" performed live by Jim Croce.

Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween 10. Bazooka Joe sized comics 9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms 8. Cigars 7. Fried chicken embryos and six-packs of Brewski 6. Expired raw eggs and a map to the house of that neighbor you don't like so much. 5. Wasabi-flavored dried Cuttlefish or Natto. 4. 3. 2. 1.

"Little Bitty Pretty One" performed by Thurston Harris.

Friday night. (Kris Kristofferson sang about "Sunday Morning Coming Down.") Malasadas or Pao Doce?

steaming compost pile

Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else. 4. Anchovies 3. "Cigars!" "Cigarettes!" 2. Killer drunk drivers 1.

Granted. You have everything from "Upper Peninsula Gooseberry Gold" to "Singapore Durian Red" to toke. I wish for more seasons of "Newhart" on DVD.

Playing football with George Gipp, and being chewed out by "Pop" Warner or Knute Rockne in the Celestial Stadium. Willy Brandt (German politician)

Playing Vincent Price DVD movies as the Trick or Treaters cruise the cul-de-sac: "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" "Dr. Phibes Rises Again" "Theater of Blood" "The Masque of the Red Death" "The Fall of the House of Usher" Followed by: "Kwaidan" Name some more active Halloween activities, possibly involving vandalism and a trip to the police station.

"Open Arms"-Journey

Tormé, Mel

"You're My Everything" performed by Anita Baker.

A band that sounds like "Celtic Liverpudlians": "Great Big Sea."

A local BBS' Porn filter regularly tripped over words like "Classical" and "Fotheringay." I find it strange that databases still hit the wall after all these years.

"No. 9" performed by Hiroshima.

Now the boys all thought I'd lost my sense And telephone poles looked like a picket fence They said, "Slow down! I see spots! The lines on the road just look like dots" "Hot Rod Lincoln"-Commander Cody & The Lost Planet Airmen Word up: Peanuts

with flatus aplenty

Cline, Patsy

Clapping. (Snapping fingers vigorously can lead to interesting muscle/tendon issues.) Kazoo or Scat singing?