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Major. (Yep, this is about THAT "Catch 22" character, "Major Major Major.") If you could switch ethnicities/cultures, which would you choose? (Name your alternate "Race.")

Top Ten Ways To "Go Green" 10. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle 9. Party with TimLizzy 8. cover yourself with chia-pet plant seeds 7. Run your automobile on teen's oil secretions, via Stridex pads and centrifuges! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

What was the Secret Service's code name for VP candidate-Alaska governor Sarah Palin? Gorrest Fump.

Why, liquid ones like: beer, wine, etc. But if it's a specfic food you want, honey has preserved more than errant insects. Name a place where you can find Sabre Tooth Tigers, Mammoths, Giant Tree Sloths, Dire Wolves, Bison, Eohippus, and maybe even a Camel. (bones, that is.)

killed by Others

Yawn. No satellite radio in Hawaii, though Circuit City and Best Buy sell receivers.

"Surfin' Medley" performed by Taimane Gardner. :guitar:

What is also known as "spirited debate in Congress"? Red beans and Rice

rolling like cigars

"Rock And Roll Music" performed by Chuck Berry.

Well, "Emabhaceni," which can be found on the "Northern Exposure" soundtrack is the Miriam Makeba song to remember. (I found this after trawling through Google! links. An ex-Desert Storm veteran mentioned buying the "Sangoma" CD in Saudi Arabia.) Emabhaceni, which means " The Land of the Amabhaca ", is the story of a young woman who was among the many who fled their homes in the great civil war. In this conflict there is a girl whose father is killed, and she vows to never return to the land of her enemies or marry one of their men, She will find a husband among the peacful Baca people.

It's as easy as doing a Google! search and clicking on the link to Amazon.com. Happy holidays.

Coffee Parfait. (A slab of Vanilla ice cream covered liberally with Kahlua coffee liqueur.) Name a dessert you've read about in a book and would like to make/create/modify.

choice Mike Roweisms

Granted. Armed turkeys gather outside your place, praising Allah for granting them a chance to avenge years on the platter. Then armed Geese show up, praising Jehovah for a chance to avenge years of Christmas dinners. Things get ugly when armed pigs show up praising Buddha for...you know what. Weapons are discharged, your place is reduced to rubble, along with the rest of the neighborhood. I wish rich kids' Christmas wishes are granted...for poorer kids to sell for their next square meal or two.

It's about time! (Were they waiting for him to join Jimi Hendrix?)

"It Don't Bring You" performed by Mary Chapin Carpenter

What is Wall Street planting in hopes of paying off the Treasury bailout and moving into the ultimate "McMansion?" Green Thumb Syndrome

Granted. Martin Luther King Jr. is summoned, and there's a famliy quarrel over mismanagement, misappropriations of funds, etc. By accident, Ronald Reagan shows up and does a road company version of "The Defiant Ones" with President Obama. Hellboy is called in to deal with the spirits, only to result in ruins where the White House was, as HB chomps on Baby Ruth candy bars. I wish that the Detroit Big Three automakers come out with "green automobiles" before Toyota starts measuring them for a hostile takeover.

Super Mustard Plaster

"Havana Bay" (Winter) "Gorky Park (Summer) Name your favorite Autumn/Winter drink/beverage.

You know it's Christmas shopping season when... 1. 2. 3. Fur-lined boots and earmuffs replace Bikinis and "spritzer" fans at Brookstone. 4. You've just managed to get out of the debt hole in time to dive in deep again . 5. it's after Labor Day ( is everybody insane? ) 6. You have deep paper cuts all over your hands from swiping all those damn credit cards. 7. Men are being dragged, kicking and screaming, into malls by their wives even when there's a game on. 8. Your auto mechanic says, "Fixing that's gonna run you about eight hundred bucks." 9. The local forest is removed and relocated to an empty parking lot. 10. Alcoholic Santa Clauses are invading the malls.

Arguing with Alfred Hitchcock about his wife's (Grace Kelly) billing at the Celestial Cinema. Ivan Dixon

"Company of Fools" performed by Great Big Sea. :guitar:

Alive and married to Elvis! ("Elvis Wade," aka Wade Cummings, an Elvis impersonator, that is.) A Jazz piano player associated with "Peanuts": Vince Guaraldi.