Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"
10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.
9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".
8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.
7. They get by with a little help from their friends.
6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing!
5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " .
4.One word - Geritol.
3. "Norwegian Wood."
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