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"Love In The Moonlight"-Audy Kimura.

"Ka Loke Polena" performed by Raiatea Helm

"Black Frost"-Grover Washington Jr.

"Violets of Dawn"-Eric Andersen

"Sleep To Dream"-Great Big Sea (A song about an immigrant who got a "Dear Seamus" letter from his girl back home.)

"Heart Like a Wheel"-Linda Ronstadt

"Feels Like Home"-Amy Hanaiali'i then on to: "Zydeco Pas Salee"-Lisa Haley and Zydekats

Both Edward Charles "Whitey" Ford and Erik Schrody (aka "Everlast") are alive and ready for speaking engagements or Rapping, respectively. Mikhail Kalashnikov

I ran over an iPod at the dinner table because I'm cool like that. (But it was hard to chew and full of non-organic material!)

It looks like the last wish was too hard to slice. Here's another one: I wish that the Super Bowl teams really had to play "Football"! (Known as "Soccer" in the U.S.)

"Cool Hand Luke" ("Dragline" telling others about the Luke's last run from The Law.) "Remark to this, Whittaker Walt. We must have boat. Even now may be too late. This is your island, I make your responsibility you help us get boat quickly, otherwise there is World War III, and everybody is blaming YOU!"

1954 "Shake Rattle Roll"-Bill Haley & His Comets

an unbridled snit

"Pakalolo"-Jeff Rasmussen

Swimming pool. Hot tubs harbor far too many interesting pathogenic orgnaisms for this old body. Superbowl snack: Pizza or fried chicken?

"All Creatures Great and Small" Name a movie that describes your workaday world.

How did a 2,044 pound truck end up at a chic Hollywood party? Tora Bora.

"Down Home Girl" performed by Old Crow Medicine Show.

Then there's the two very different survival series: "Survivorman" (1 man, several cameras, 7 days.) "Men vs. Wild" ("Bear" Grylls has a film crew with him!) "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" "Jamie wants Big Boom!"

"From The Earth To The Moon" (HBO Miniseries) I was about to touch down on Mare Tranquilitatus with Neil Armstrong and "Buzz" Aldrin in Part 6, when I got word that the AlBook had been repaired. I saw this 9 part DVD set at Costco, and decided it was time to "go lunar" once and for all. 9/10 so far.

"The Turner Diaries" (An "88/HH" kind of tale about a successful white supremacist revolution.) Name a record/recording that you've heard of but is currently out of print.

Arguing the writer's craft with Jack London and Ernest Hemingway at Celestial U. Townes Van Zandt

"Mac OS X (Tiger Edition) The Missing Manual." Name a book you've always meant to read, but there it sits on the bookshelf, gathering dust.

Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts 05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape. 03. Put on your dark glasses, carry a white cane, then dump your monster pack into a shopping cart then get ready to argue your case. 1)The last time you checked your smelly canvas sherpa bag, it got lost! 2)There's no difference between this shoplifter's swag bag and large purses carried by women! 3)When finished arguing point 2, resume arguing point 1. 02. 01.

Firefox! (Microsoft stopped updating "Internet Exploder" for Mac some years ago. The last version is best used to view news about the latest malware affecting Windows.) CD Baby or Amazon.com?