Top Ten Reasons America Invading Syria is a Win/Win Proposition
10. Iraq war protesters get more mileage on their signs.
9. It'll get Obama out of office....in 2017.
8. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs.....we need more cruise missiles, bombs and stuff.
7. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like ... victory!
6. The War Room $2 mil redux under Bush/Cheney looks like money well spent!
5. Hell, you ever been to Syria?
4. Nuke Syria into a wasteland fulfilling Isaiah 17:1
3. *******, there's gotta be something in Leviticus prophesizin' 'bout this.
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