Top Ten Occurrences At The Chelsea Clinton Wedding That Didn't Make It Into The Newspapers
10. The skywriter spelled her name wrong.
9. The constant murmur through the crowd, "Man, she's still ugly!"
8. The keg of Schlitz kicked even before the bride and groom exchanged vows.
7. The father of the bride got biz-zay in the bathroom, while Hilary talked to the press.
6. Susan MacDougal showed up drunk and started babbling incoherently about "Whitewater", "prison", and "that rotten b*stard Kenneth Starr!"
5. Monica was indiscreetly wisked in for a liason with Bill.
4. Hilary serenading the happy couple with a cacaphonous cover of "Stand by Your Man"
3. That fact that it had the largest attendance of blind guests in wedding history.
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