Top Ten Reasons David Cook Had To Win This Year's American Idol
10. Because if I had to see that whiny, little Archuleta kid on Ford commercials every ten frickin' minutes, Simon Cowell was going to have to extract my size 12 sneaker from his pompous, British a$$.
9.So that Sammy doesn't go through with his threat, thus landing him in jail...
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