JackieBlue

^Of course I do! Sure wish my hips were smaller and there's a host of other things I'd change but no need to get into that. V When you were a child you said I want to be ____ when I grow up, well now that you are grown did you turn out exactly the way you planned?

^ No don't like to move much at all >Egads! is it football season Yet? v Is it just my imagination or is summer really flying by?

1995 Hand In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette

Red grapes and spring water I have to say no matter how much I try to imagine, it tastes nothing like the doughnuts that my pencil thin coworkers are gobbling up! }

Dorks Jan Brady

1992 Real Love - Mary J. Blige

YOU DO!... and year round it's 102 degrees in the shade and your central air just broke. I wish everyday was Christmas and every night was a New Years Eve.

Quarterflash

Granted, and 3x a day you must drink the concoction of flax seed, one raw egg, cod liver oil and fresh lemon to preserve your angelic voice. I wish money grew on trees

Stale bread Crest or Colgate

Depeche Mode

Yellow Prince Charles or Prince Matchabelli?

Ten Famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. Michael Nesmith 5. Michael Stipe 4. Lorne Michaels 3. Michael (the one who´s supposed to row the boat ashore) 2. Michael McDonald 1.

Sorry guys I'm not very creative but I'll give it a go..... Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan

Sharpton Disney World or Disney Land?

Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them: 10. Is it hot enough for you? 9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty. 8. Yo, 'sup? 7. You look tired. 6. You wanna see a trick with my hands? 5. Got a match? (when your hands are full) 4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day." 3. How are you doing? (Those bastards say I've got a really short fuse. They want me to do some Anger Management bullcrap.) 2. Please accept this flower as a token of love from the Unification Church. 1. You Pregnant?? (when you really aren't) }

The Rascals

Yeah seems like no one wants to work it out anymore. Too quick to throw in the towel. There ain't no good guy there ain't no bad guy it's only you and me and we just disagree. Do you think couples should have a mandatory "date night" at least once a month?

OMG Peaches! I can't believe I missed my BFF's Birthday. I hope it was all that, a bag of chips AND a sip of my soda. When I get home tonight I'm going to have a Madori Sour in your honor Chickie!!!

Green Grapes

^I would change the fact that I didn't buy the house closer to my mom's house. > I truly believe life happens in seasons, some days are so sunny ya gotta wear shades others are dark & gloomy, BUT at the end of the day ALL are better than the alternative!!! V Are you truly happy with your life???

at peacocks on crack!!!

Someone somewhere is sure gonna miss all you wild & crazy songfactors.

Someone somewhere is too cheap to by a computer for home.

Someone somewhere thought that may very well be true and the way of the world, it's just in poor taste to say aloud for employees to hear.