TheLizard

"Freakin' Sweet!"- Family Guy

He is?

Lenny Kravitz is classic rock?

Exactly.

All that I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".

I've got to go with Jim Morrison.

Well I would go see a band called The Insert Name Here Experience.

Michael Richard's To Do List: Co-star in a movie with Weird Al: Check Co-star in an enormously popular sitcom: Check After sitcom is cancelled, try a stand-up career: Check Offend a minority: Check Save my career:

Uncle Joe and I are close coming into tonight's game. I've got three players tonight, but he has Brett Favre. I'm hoping Shaun Alexander has recovered enough to let me squeak out a win.

How many Wayne's World quotes can you fit into a week, Peaches?

Just market it as British Indie Pop and your lack of singing ability will be instantly excused.

My mother once walked into the room while I was listening to "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. That did not go over well.

I'm sorry, but that song makes me want to put a gun barrel in my mouth. Out of all the bad power ballads that came out of the 80's, that one is the worst.

"Crazy"- Gnarls Barkley "Hot for Teacher"- Van Halen

Wow, Tom Sawyer didn't make it. I guess people are tired of seeing it in the regular Top Ten? Nobody else voted for Funkadelic!

Isn't All My Love a tribute to Robert Plant's dead son?

Is the original poster asking whether owning a lot of albums is a good or bad thing, or whether releasing a lot of albums is a good or bad thing? For example, Santana has released over thirty albums, but does that make them better than Cream, who I believe only had three albums? That's not very specific...

} I can't see it! Oh and PC, just for future reference, the name of the song is Baba O'Riley.

Oh, you like men in skirts? 'Ello, lassie Peaches!

Looks like I have to remain disgusted for another year. They didn't even bother to show up. There's no excuse for a team in the top 10 to lose by 20 points to anybody.

Did you know that a person's nostril is directly proportional to a person's index finger? Seriously, try it. It's a perfect fit. God meant for us to pick our noses. (I love telling people that odd, useless fact and watching them stick their fingers up their nose.)

Light a candle, Connor. I'm absolutely sick of losing to the Trojans.

That would be the strangeness of American censorship. N*gger, b*tch, ass, and damn are allowed. F**k, s**t, the god in goddamn, and the hole in ******* are not. I still don't know how they decided which curse words are less... cursey.

Actually, when my dad went to see Ozzy Osbourne in college, that's exactly what happened. Ozzy went onstage, started to sing, puked all over the stage, and had to be dragged off.

1. "It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)"- The Rolling Stones 2. "It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock And Roll)"- AC/DC 3. "Tom Sawyer"- Rush 4. "Bohemian Rhapsody"- Queen 5. "All My Life"- Foo Fighters 6. "Prove It All Night"- Bruce Springsteen 7. "Something"- The Beatles 8. "Standing on the Verge of Getting It On"- Funkadelic 9. "In The Air Tonight"- Phil Collins 10. "Bloody Well Right"- Supertramp