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  1. What is the newest magnet for the politically correct? Ruby Tuesday
  2. What was Beyonce's answer to her choreographer's question, "What would you like to work on next?" crippling sanctions
  3. What's the name of the North Koreaean vice-president? Keeping the faith
  4. Top Ten Reasons Why Alfred Hitchcock Was A Really Good Film Director 10. He released 3 bona fide classics in the space of 3 years; Vertigo (1958), North By Northwest (1959) & Pyscho (1960) 9. We are still talking about him 34 years after his death 8. He ensured that we would never look benignly at large groups of birds ever again. 7. His pacing in order to accomplish build-up-to-reveal in "Psycho" set the standard for chiller movies. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  5. Top Ten Reasons Why Wyld Card Did Not Start A New Top Ten 10 10. Simply did not know the rulz ... 9. Prima donna attitude. 8. Was too busy with the Songfactor's Choice Top 10 7. Because there really is just nothing that can follow Duran Duran's "Hungry Like A Wolf" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  6. Whatever became of Mount St. Helens? Slow and steady wins the race
  7. Top Ten Reasons Why Wyld Card Did Not Start A New Top Ten 10. Simply did not know the rulz ... 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  8. There are few that do after being dead for 35 years.
  9. What term did the dyslexic nurse use those stainless steel urine collection trays slipped under a patient's bunda? You can count on me
  10. What did the graphic artist with a cock-eyed "O" say to the US Post Office? The Twelfth of Never
  11. What is another name for a dildo? chili con carne
  12. What is Ron Jon's draft status? Don't scratch, it'll make it worse.
  13. At least he didn't go before he got to do "The Notebook." He was totally and tragically believable in that movie! I watched a very early "Maverick" episode on YouTube last night, "Stage Coach West" I believe it was. The story was predictably sophomoric, as many 1950's westerns are, but what got me is that early on, Garner's Brett Maverick was written as a much darker character than the smiling, wise-cracking cowboy into which he eventually evolved in that series. I think that evolution had much to do with Garner's on-screen charm and gentlemanly good looks. Just too difficult for him to be a somewhat sinister 'bad boy' or perceived as having a heavy-natured heart. Hope he was as nice in real life as he seemed in production. RIP
  14. And I'll bet he doesn't even really have a doctorate.
  15. After staring at this for 4 minutes, I saw God three times and Sammy twice!
  16. So, I have to wait for that moment during the movie when Ethan Hawke smiles? sigh ... I'll never be able to tell the difference.
  17. Other than reading the credits, are there any 'tells' when attempting to distinguish James Franco from Ethan Hawke?
  18. Top Ten Duos Whose Fame Didn't Last As Long As We Thought It Might 10. Sonny and Cher 9. Martin and Lewis 8. Beavis & Butthead 7. Milli Vanilli 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  19. Top Ten Questionable Events For 2014 10. Bieber Fever II 9. The Federal Government will take pot off the controlled substance list and let the states decide. 8. The NFL threatening to pull the Super Bowl out of Arizona. 7. The Best Picture Oscar going to "Roots", nearly forty years after its release. 6. Any Miley Cyrus performance. 5. Baseball, Football and Basketball players will stop whinin' and cryin' about "their situation" and Toughen Up like previous generations. 4. Gays take over The NFL, and it becomes the National Fabulous League. (It's just a joke, please no angry letters) 3. FCC wanting to insert government officers to monitor newsrooms. 2.Year-end high school test scores set record levels of achievement all across America. 1. They give back the girls. ________________________________ Top Ten Duos Whose Fame Didn't Last As Long As We Thought It Might 10. Sonny and Cher 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
  20. Seven Spanish Angels - Willie and Ray Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash Bonnie & Clyde - Georgie Fame and the Blue Flames
  21. Click on "Join the Cafe" on the representative chalkboard menu along the right border.
  22. Just wanted to announce that my new website was officially opened on May 1. Thanks to Carl for a bit of advice along the development trail. The Digital Image Cafe is a photography contest/learning/community site for amateurs and professionals. It is also a place to see wonderfully expressive photography over a morning cup of coffee. Right now we are holding the Picture of the Day (POTD) juried contest in 8 categories, with other features opening as time passes. It's like a big, brand new building that has minimal furnishings, but has grand potential. The site is not a free one, however beginning in June there will be 7-day free trial memberships available for the curious or interested.
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