Steel2Velvet

Happy Thanksgiving to all my North American friends! Hope your experiences are as richly captivating as I recall some from my own past.

a thousand time better than a Twinkie - the Hostess Cream-filled Cupcake. I think all mourn for different reasons, none in error.

Top Ten Unmistakable Opening Riffs 10. Day Tripper - Beatles 9. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns 'N' Roses 8. Thunderstruck - AC/DC 7. 25 or 6 to 4 - Chicago 6. Cinnamon Girl - Mr. Neil Young 5. Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry 4. Satisfaction - Stones 3. Hell's Bells - AC/DC 2. Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin 1. Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple ___________ Top Ten Bad Advertising Slogans 10. Dr. Payne wants to be your dentist. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Unmistakable Opening Riffs 10. Day Tripper - Beatles 9. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns 'N' Roses 8. Thunderstruck - AC/DC 7. 25 or 6 to 4--Chicago 6. Cinnamon Girl ~ Mr. Neil Young 5. Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry 4. Satisfaction - Stones 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Band Names That Were Passed On Before Settling On 'A Flock Of Seagulls' 10. A Bag of Poodles 9. A Flock Of Ostriches 8. A Gaggle of Geese 7. A Murder of Crows 6. A Pile of Bird Poop 5. A Squadron of Pelicans 4. A Nest Full of Eggs 3. A Bunch Of Silly Hair-Do's 2. A File Of Five Flies 1. Curt's Stooges ______________________________ Top Ten Unmistakable Opening Riffs 10. Day Tripper - Beatles 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Band Names That Were Passed On Before Settling On 'A Flock Of Seagulls' 10. A Bag of Poodles 9. A Flock Of Ostriches 8. A Gaggle of Geese 7. A Murder of Crows 6. A Pile of Bird Poop 5. A Squadron of Pelicans 4. A Nest Full of Eggs 3. A Bunch Of Silly Hair-Do's 2. A File of Five Flies 1.

Top Ten TV Shows That Should Never Have Made It To Air 10. 30 Something 9. Clutch Cargo 8. Dancing With The Stars 7. Blossom 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top 10 things to do during a power outage 10. Read scary stories by the fireplace 9. Loot your favorite Ma & Pa store for free appliances (to be used when the power is back on) 8. Pretend to be one of The Blind Boys Of Alabama 7. Have Sex 6. Imagine the many, many generations of people who had thrived on the planet before the advent of electrification; and admit that everyone of them were tougher than you. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Thumbsdown Inventions That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time 10. The split-front toilet seat (whoa .. shiver) 9. Disco music 8. The chastity belt 7. Glow-in-the-dark radium wristwatch hands 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List 10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy. 9. That #8 will actually happen. 8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS. 7. Illegal immigrants. 6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video 5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists! 4. That "MiamiSammy" may be Mitt Romney's alias 3. The Dark Ages. 2. Obama-Care! 1. That "bipartisanism" means Harry Reid going to dinner with Joe Leiberman. _________________________ Top Ten Thumbsdown Inventions That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time 10. The split-front toilet seat (whoa .. shiver) 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Happy Birthday to the nicest chemist I know!

Well then, congratulations Europe!

Top 10 Things That Americans Fear After Seeing The Previous List 10. One of the candidates may have read it and thought up a winning strategy. 9. That #8 will actually happen. 8. Joe Biden may STILL be a heartbeat from becoming the POTUS. 7. Illegal immigrants. 6. The losing candidate starring in a porn video 5. That the president spends time reading SF TT lists! 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again 6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking". 5. Two words: hanging chads. (again) 4. 3. 2. 1.

I'm looking for the thumbsup to click on.

When it gets there, just calm down ....

Why don't you just wear a wall clock on a chain around your neck? That wristwatch is bigger than your wrist!

You sound like you have a good attitude, YS, and I understand that is one of the most essential elements for beating cancer. Stay strong, but it's OK to cry from time to time (it washes one's spirit.) Hoping for your full recovery.

I swear that one guy was not me! :haveabeer:

OK, OK, I accept the evidence as presented. Thanks for sharing. (That wasn't so difficult now, was it?)

One should select a candidate and not a party. Otherwise one can be said to be no better than a party hack.

I went to school with him.

Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5.Trump and the Republicans dig up the "Birther" stuff and respread it. Timing! 4. Lately he's been seen wandering near the DC Executive Skeet Range. Timing. 3. He's barricaded himself inside Air Force One with nothing but a big bag of cheese puffs and the latest issue of Hustler. 2. Michelle has been spotted having lunch with the Romneys. 1. Hillary has been spotted having lunch with the Romneys. _____________________________ Top Ten Dating Apologies !0. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5.Trump and the Republicans dig up the "Birther" stuff and respread it. Timing! 4. Lately he's been seen wandering near the DC Executive Skeet Range. Timing. 3. 2. 1.

Remember the early laser video disc? Hey Carrie Ann