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  1. If The Phone Doesn't Ring (It's Me) Jimmy Buffett There are oceans of feelings between us Currents that take us and sweep us away Thats why we seldom have seen us In the light of a cold hard day Lots of new friends with the same old answers Open your eyes You might see If our lives were that simple We'd live in the past If the phone doesnt ring Its me If the phone doesnt ring Youll know that its me Ill be out in the eye of the storm If the phone doesnt ring You know that Ill be Where someone can make me feel warm Its too bad we cant turn And live in the past If the phone doesnt ring Its me Ive had good days and bad days And goin half mad days I try to let go but youre still on my mind Ive lost all the old ways Im searchin for new plays Puttin it all on the line Lots of new friends with the same old problems Open your eyes you might see If our lives were that simple Wed live in the past If the phone doesnt ring Its me If the phone doesnt ring Youll know that its me Ill be out in the eye of the storm If the phone doesnt ring You know that Ill be Where someone can make me feel warm Its too bad we cant turn And live in the past If the phone doesnt ring Its me Its me, its me Its me, its me Its me, its me Its me, its me If it takes all the future Well live through the past If the phone doesnt ring Its me
  2. A previous post prompted this. It took a bit to learn the lyrics, but once you do..... 'Pon bed, 'pon floor, against wall......
  3. Ok, I've been asked to participate, so for the first time in forever, here's my kick at the cat... Jimmy Buffett The Far Side Of The World And Beenieman, King Of The Dancehall This one was HUGE in Jamaica in '04, last time I was there. They'd put this on these ginormous speakers and you should have seen the folks dancing. Jamiacan woman can..... move unlike anyone on the face of the planet, and this vid proves it, flyin' t-back underwear and all...
  4. Ken

    If I had 1,000,000

    And thanks to Mike for submitting the photo of his car....
  5. Ken

    Katmandu

    And the greatest song on "Live Bullet", recorded live at Detroit's "Cobo Hall", September 4th and 5th, 1975. The introduction to the album (Whoa! You are here because you want the real thing! Let's bring out, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, NOW!") was done by hugely popular (at the time) Dan Carlysle from WWWW-FM (W4 as it was known). Awesome presentation, Mike.
  6. If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had million dollars Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah! If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd be rich
  7. "Whatever happened, to my Transylvanian Twist?" Thanks Bobby, it was awesome.....
  8. I've always been partial to this one... Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux. Ton front est ceint, De fleurons glorieux. Car ton bras Sait porter l'épée, Il sait porter la croix. Ton histoire est une épopée, des plus brillants exploits. Et ta valeur, de foi trempée, protègera nos foyers et nos droits (bis). (2e couplet, peu utilise) Sous l'oeil de Dieu Près du fleuve géant Le Canadien Grandit en espérant Il est neé d'une race fière Béni fut son berceau Le ciel a marqué sa carrière dans ce monde nouveau. Toujours guidé par sa lumière Il gardera l'honneur de son drapeau
  9. "Bowl Full Of Noses"- Country Bob and the Blood Farmers
  10. Ken

    Us and Them

    [intro: B-Real] You know, there are times when, you run out of weed There's no one you can call But at last there is one person you can call - Weed Man [b-Real] I've had drop dates with no weed to smoke No roaches, no nothin' when I need to toke Da**, where can I find some sh** to puff on da** I need the kye cause it's gettin' tough on me (me) Cause I'm a lumberjack and tree's get chopped up and packed up and sold to D Bolo's are free, did you hold one fee? Herchers for the herbics no waterin' the seeds Some of your friends just really see me cause sussin' this, losin' no GHC The pigs always wanna PH me, my gush hits harder than some GHB But some of these swine wanna hit off mine I just sit back, recline, and never waste time I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man Call me and all inhale- "The Weed Man" [Chorus: Sen Dog] (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!! (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!! [b-Real] You can always call me all day, all light Service with a smile, make you feel all right (yeah!) From college-heads, co-ex and dreadlocks lawyers, teachers, doctors buy my stock So many call on me for what I got So many try to compete to take my spot Caked out, how many dimes dropped? How many times I lost one of my plots? The competiton was to knock me out The D.E.A. want to lock me out Broke in my home tryin' to sock me out But the true blue stoners never locked me out I'm easy to find, call me whenever You need some green and I'll make you feel better I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man Call me and inhale - "The Weed Man" [Chorus: Sen Dog] (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!! [b-Real] I'm the most well-loved, bringin' the bud Stickin' the club up, everybody ridin' my **** What? You say you want credit? You must be high There's no free rides on my supply Unless you're one of my friends you need no ends just sit back and wait for the joint to begin But if you know someone in need of this weed leaf You can take my number down and beep me I'll hook you up if you look me up Just don't give my number to a rookie huh! Then I'll cut you off and brush you off Never trust you and won't dicuss your loss I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man Call me and inhale - "The Weed Man" [Chorus: Sen Dog] (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!! (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), Weed Man, Weed Man (Inhale, exhale), gettin' me HIGH!! [Outro: B-Real] There it is m***********s, you run out of weed Call somebody like me and I'll hook you up No stems, no seeds and things that you don't need That's right! I'm the Weed Man Don't trip I got gush, for a high price ***...
  11. Ken

    Us and Them

    Blind Fitter did not suffer from an abusive moderator. Blind Fitter persisted in calling another patron to these boards names. He was warned against this, continued to do this, and was banned for a week. That's it. Period. There ain't no more. But he took (and, it would seem, continues to take) umbrage to being forced to abide by that basic guideline. But no-one got the 'axe'. Cyberdemon got 'axed' because he was blatantly homophobic and promoted violence against gays. Guess what? He's gone. Aunt Acid stated that Katrina didn't do a good enough job at 'flushing away' and then used the incendiary "N" word. He also stated that 'child abuse is funny'. He ain't coming back any more, either. I try to keep silent about these things and make sure that the race-track is cleared so that all the drivers can have fun on the track. But it would seem as though some of the drivers enjoy discord (yes Fitter, I am talking about you, but it is a statement of fact, and not a fabrication nor opinion) and only wish to perpetuate the ill winds that have been blowing for the last couple of days. Now... I don't really care which bands you like, or which songs you like. (Because we all know that KISS, is the way, the light, and the truth) (kidding). What I DO care about is that there isn't this war going on. If you wish to continue with the name calling, with the petty shots, et. al., do it somewhere else. Ken.
  12. Ken

    Us and Them

    Someone got 'axed?'?
  13. Ken

    Us and Them

    Amen. Janey, you just got yourself a fan....
  14. Happy Birthday, Kevin. Memories of home for you.... Ken.
  15. There was only one that ever really mattered. You all know the words..
  16. I picked up a copy of "Stand By Me" just for nostalgia's sake, and my own 14 year old son fell in love with it.... Great movie.
  17. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MIKEY! THANKS! I've been looking for that FOREVER....
  18. I'm The Only Gay Eskimo (In My Tribe)
  19. This is simply stunning... Con Ti Partiro
  20. The Greatest Story Ever Told (on television) (Actually, Spielberg's "Duel" gets my vote too. I had a car identical to Dennis Weaver's, mine was green....
  21. "The Far Side Of The World" - Jimmy Buffett.
  22. Frehley and Criss have substance abuse problems because of Gene The Control Freak. For the entire duration of Kiss' existance, Simmons has been horrid To Ace and Pete. Frehley has no self esteem yet a truly sweet natured guy. And Pete is old-school Brooklyn Italian with his own set of issues. Gene Simmons should thank his two former bandmates. They helped make him rich beyond measure.
  23. For music in movies, this is really hard to beat as is this ......
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