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MarcM
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HAL? "I am here Dave, you sound upset." What happened to the people in the suspended animation freezers? "Olfactory sensors detected harmful gases and liquids attacking the compartment seals. An attempt to flush the compartments was...too successful." Where are the people who were in the frezers, Hal? "Dave, you sound very agitated. Take a deep breath or a tranquilizer to regain equilibrium." WHERE ARE THEY? "They are still there Dave,please open a compartment and look inside." Creak. Swish! "I'm sorry Dave, but YOU were starting to emit the same kind of harmful substances, so you've been vented into space." "That's much better, no strange smells to contaminate the ship...now what was Dave's last Chess move?" :stars:

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Man, some people are just so crazy these days. It sounds more like a whimp atempt as well.

...........read.

"'Hmm, I hate my wife and wish she'd go away, but I'm afraid of guns and I've never beat anyone before. Oh!, I know! I'll just stick them in the freezer. Nobody'll notice that!'"

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