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musical interlude

I bet you've got better things to do than listening to me

you're probably very busy completely destroying your own brain

but this time it's serious! this time it's really important

pay attention, drive safely and

Save the Whales (whoaho) (4x)

I bet you're sitting in front of the screen and you're surfing through the internet

you're probably still searching for the cheapest supplier for children's fat

but this time light lines are not enough

come on, have a heart and

Save the Whales (whoaho) (yeah, yeah, yeah) (4x)

now you're wondering "what's up with "Die Ärzte" now?

did they suddenly become tree-huggers?

do they have long hair? do they live on a farm?

are they dumb? are they dumb? are they dumb, dumb, dumb?"

NO! this is about so much more

Whales are the the most popular animals

yes, this is about principle

we simply love, we simply love whales

Save the Whales (whoaho) (4x)

...and shut down all atomic power plants

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musical interlude numba too:

I woke up drenched in sweat

after a Horror night

I never dreamt such a stupid thing before

I really was in panic

It was like this: I was at the beach

and there lay a whale in front of me

he was still alive, I was alone

it was such an agony

I'm not the strongest

the animal weighs some tons

and the waves called to me:

"Push the whale back to the sea"

push the whale

push the whale

push the whale back into the sea

push the whale

push the whale

push the whale back into the sea

So I tried it again

with all my power

the seagulls yelled above me

no success again

then I saw a Greenpeace ship come along

and I just thought "Thank God"

I shouted and waved like crazy

and then I watched how it sank

push the whale

push the whale

push the whale back into the sea

push the whale

push the whale

push the whale back into the sea

I was near tears

'cause I felt so helpless

the whale was still lying there

it really got to me

I even begged him:

"please don't make yourself so heavy"

and the sun screamed "come on now

Push the whale back into the sea"

on the next morning I had sore muscles

I hauled myself into the bath

I stood beneath the shower

you won't believe how good that felt

suddenly I heard my girlfriend

she shouted to me from somewhere

"What are you standing under the shower

Push the whale back into the sea"

push the whale

push the whale

push the whale back into the sea

push the whale

push the whale

push the f*cking whale back into the sea

listen and repeat

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