Rhyme It! II

[Uncle Joe]

But ya doesn't has ta call me Mr. Johnson.

Edited February 16, 2007 by Guest

[MindCrime]

"No Dice" says Charles Bronson

[Lucky]

Lighter fluid is made by Ronson.

[Uncle Joe]

I drive a Datsun.

[Lucky]

Better than driving your oxen.

[Uncle Joe]

Lots of pitchers are better than Sidney Ponson.

[Lucky]

I found that out, he's less than awesome...

[_Laurie_]

Remember the show Blossom?

[Lucky]

I once ran over a possum.

[_Laurie_]

Then did ya tossem?

[Lucky]

Just another part of the jetsom and flosem.

[_Laurie_]

The scene must of been gruesome....

[Lucky]

He had a girlfriend, they were a twosome.

[_Laurie_]

Until they split....

[Lucky]

You know, he took a direct hit.

[_Laurie_]

He was a twit.

[Lucky]

I tossed him in a pit.

[_Laurie_]

The one that he bit?

[Lucky]

You never quit!

[_Laurie_]

Well I can't just sit...

[Lucky]

You could learn to knit.

[_Laurie_]

Or watch Brad Pitt...

[Lucky]

You and Brad, a perfect fit..

[_Laurie_]

Just like a mitt.

[Lucky]

I hear he's a nitwit.

Edited February 19, 2007 by Guest