Rhyme It! II

[Crazy Don]

like nothing you've ever heard

[Rayzor]

and being crapped on by a bird

[chutzpah]

while feeling like a nerd

[Zepfan]

and always being misheard

[CanAm]

because a group of cats loudly purred

[Rayzor]

leading to the owners noise violations and the penalties incurred

[Zepfan]

to be paid via a credit card which is preferred

[Rayzor]

the fine must be paid by the third

[Zepfan]

or you may be trampled by a herd

[CanAm]

something to which you've become inured

[chutzpah]

maybe even a little shaken and stirred

[_Laurie_]

Bird's the word

[Zepfan]

and that word is swell

[chutzpah]

it's as clear as a bell

[Zepfan]

and all is well

[chutzpah]

but only time will tell

[Zepfan]

if we don't fall under an evil spell

[chutzpah]

or choked by the smell

[Zepfan]

maybe we can escape to a hotel

[chutzpah]

and pig out on Ro-tel

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[Zepfan]

and those chips shaped like a shell

[chutzpah]

with a few chile peppers that are hot as hell

[Zepfan]

topped off with an ice cold ale

[chutzpah]

listening to Dick Dale

[CanAm]

whose music never goes stale