Rhyme It! II

[Zepfan]

you look in a mirror and you're losing your hair

[andy7]

and it falls into the sink

[Zepfan]

he was not tickled pink

[andy7]

but he had time to think

[Zepfan]

and take another drink

[andy7]

which caused him to blink

[chutzpah]

then call up his shrink

[andy7]

because he was on the brink

[chutzpah]

of becoming a dink

[Zepfan]

or maybe a fink

[chutzpah]

thus raising a stink

[andy7]

and putting us out of sync

[Zepfan]

and down the sink

[andy7]

In my armour there's a chink

[chutzpah]

hopefully it's made out of zinc

[andy7]

and for that, let's have a drink!

[Zepfan]

something made from that lemonade that's pink

[andy7]

so we can get tickled pink at an ice rink

[Zepfan]

wearing only a mink

[chutzpah]

only to get thrown in the clink

[Zepfan]

and get a court-appointed shrink

[CanAm]

who has a pet skink

[Zepfan]

which may or may not stink

[chutzpah]

who's the color of ink

[CanAm]

just like my cufflink