Rhyme It! II

[CanAm]

whil having a crap

[Zepfan]

and listening to rap

[andy7]

while getting caught in a speed trap

[Zepfan]

all I need is a good slap

[andy7]

which would be really crap

[chutzpah]

it might make me snap

[andy7]

calm down old chap!

[chutzpah]

caused by a minor mishap

[Zepfan]

that I thought was a trap

[chutzpah]

while widening the gap

[andy7]

I'm gonna order you a cab

[Zepfan]

to drop you off at your pad

[CanAm]

because I'm a good lad

[Zepfan]

with no time to be bad

[chutzpah]

and less time to be sad

[CanAm]

I certainly won't get mad

[andy7]

because I'm feeling quite rad

[chutzpah]

like I've started a fad

[Zepfan]

just like my Dad

[chutzpah]

when he placed an ad

[Zepfan]

in the local rag

[chutzpah]

which raised a red flag

[Zepfan]

they pulled from a bag

[CanAm]

or was that a slag

[Zepfan]

or is this really just a gag