blind-fitter Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Someone very dear to me recently "went off on one", implicating me in such heinous crimes as "smoking" and "pratting about on the Internet till all hours" to the detriment of my family responsibilities, not to mention my personal health and hygiene.(This even though I spend the rest of my life raising her kids, cooking, laundering, shopping, etc) I would like to make up a tape for her , to listen to as she drives to and from work. Can anyone suggest songs that might convince her (possibly even subliminally)of my contrition, good intentions and human worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Margaritaville....Jimmy Buffett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 I'm a Work In Progress ~ Alan Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 What about 'My Girl' by Madness? Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 That sucks ! Women ! " Who Are You ? " --The Who ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 What about 'My Girl' by Madness? Regards Funnily enough, I posted the lyrics to "My Girl" on "Random Lyrics", but an hour and half ago. It'd been going through my head all morning. A great song...such pathos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 "Try A Little Tenderness" - Three Dog Night Young girls do get weary Wearing that same old funky dress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed (kinky friedman) You uppity women I don’t understand Why you gotta go and try to act like a man, But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink You’d better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink. Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed That’s what I to my baby said, Women’s liberation is a-going to your head, Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed. Early every morning you’re out on the street Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet. You gave up your maiden form for lent And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent. Every single brakeman that’s ever come along Had a little woman always tellin’ him that he’s wrong. Eve said to adam, ¡°here’s an apple you horse¡± And delilah defoliated samson’s moss. Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed That’s what I to my baby said, Women’s liberation is a-going to your head, Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed. Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras, Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean And your coffee makes my hair turn green. So damn emancipated in your mind and your body, Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate. If you can’t love a male chauvinist You’d better cross me off your shopping list. Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed That’s what I to my baby said, Women’s liberation is a-going to your head, Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 The Man Song by Sean Morey I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. 'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. 'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around. And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 (edited) Artist/Band: Lovett Lyle Lyrics for Song: She's No Lady Lyrics for Album: Live in Texas She hates my mama She hates my daddy too She loves to tell me She hates the things I do She loves to lie beside me Almost every night She's no lady she's my wife The preacher asked her And she said I do The preacher asked me And she said yes he does too And the preacher said I pronounce you 99 to life Son she's no lady she's your wife And I can't remember How I met her Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm And even though She loves the smell of French perfume And even though She walks around in high-heel shoes All I know Is I'm the one who pays her price Man she's no lady she's my wife And I can't remember How I met her Seems like she's always just been hanging here off my right arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm Yea she hates my mama She hates my daddy too She loves to tell me She hates the things I do She loves to lie beside me Almost every night She's no lady she's my wife Edited December 10, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 "Under My Thumb" - The Stones "I'm A Man" - Yardbirds "Yes Sir, No Sir" - The Kinks "I Own You" - Birgit "Smack My B*tch Up" - Prodigy "I Wanna Rule The World" - 10CC "Oh No, Not You Again" - The Stones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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