Foxy Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 FOR THE SOUL... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a set of screwdrivers, cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to fall in love without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship... and how to change a tire! EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... when to try harder... and when to walk away... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that her childhood may not ! have been perfect...but its over... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she would and wouldn't do for love or more... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table.. or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she can and can't accomplish in a day.. a month...and a year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Foxy wrote: A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... Everyone knows that a woman needs at least 2 hours to get ready for a date. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a set of screwdrivers, cordless drill, and a black lace bra... This is just too funny. No comment. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship... and how to change a tire! Visual Interlude: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted August 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You are first in line to the throne. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water theme park. You can wear NO shirt to a water theme park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £1,000+. Morning suit rental-£100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend . Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 NOW you're just being snappy .... and you may be relapsing into old , unworthy , habits ... You will overcome ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. m&s five pack for £7! ok, not for special occasions but fine for everyday wear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Special occasions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 All this is very funny... I specially like the picture of the lady changing a tyre. Special occasions... going to the doctor, underwear contest... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible_r Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 well, you know what they say, always wear clean and nice underwear because you never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Too right Rach! And always make sure it's matching, just in case! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I am not getting the correlation between having a black bra and changing a tire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I have changed a tyre myself and I believe I was wearing a black bra that day... Seems it brings good luck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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