bluesboy Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5.Trump and the Republicans dig up the "Birther" stuff and respread it. Timing! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5.Trump and the Republicans dig up the "Birther" stuff and respread it. Timing! 4. Lately he's been seen wandering near the DC Executive Skeet Range. Timing. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5.Trump and the Republicans dig up the "Birther" stuff and respread it. Timing! 4. Lately he's been seen wandering near the DC Executive Skeet Range. Timing. 3. He's barricaded himself inside Air Force One with nothing but a big bag of cheese puffs and the latest issue of Hustler. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 President. 4. Lately he's been seen wandering near the DC Executive Skeet Range. Timing. Ouch! Especially if Cheney's at the range that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5.Trump and the Republicans dig up the "Birther" stuff and respread it. Timing! 4. Lately he's been seen wandering near the DC Executive Skeet Range. Timing. 3. He's barricaded himself inside Air Force One with nothing but a big bag of cheese puffs and the latest issue of Hustler. 2. Michelle has been spotted having lunch with the Romneys. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) Top Ten Signs That The Election Is Not Going So Well For Obama 10. In private, Michelle keeps referring to him a "Hey, A**hole!". 9. A convoy of U-Haul trucks has been spotted parked outside the White House. 8. The flags around the White House have been at half-mast. 7. You use the court jester as your Vice President. 6. New home cooking polling firm, Sasha Inc. 5.Trump and the Republicans dig up the "Birther" stuff and respread it. Timing! 4. Lately he's been seen wandering near the DC Executive Skeet Range. Timing. 3. He's barricaded himself inside Air Force One with nothing but a big bag of cheese puffs and the latest issue of Hustler. 2. Michelle has been spotted having lunch with the Romneys. 1. Hillary has been spotted having lunch with the Romneys. _____________________________ Top Ten Dating Apologies !0. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited October 16, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! :cuttie: 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. Won't you consider lunch instead of, just coffee? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. Won't you consider lunch instead of, just coffee? 4. I'm sure that stain will come out! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. Won't you consider lunch instead of, just coffee? 4. I'm sure that stain will come out! 3. Sorry, I should have paid the extra buck for the Trojan brand. 2. 1. Edited October 24, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. Won't you consider lunch instead of, just coffee? 4. I'm sure that stain will come out! 3. Sorry, I should have paid the extra buck for the Trojan brand. 2. I'm sorry, but it's been 4 hours and I really need to call my doctor. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted November 5, 2012 Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 10. Sorry I sweated on your popcorn. 9. You're much taller than your photo reveals. 8. I apologize for my rudeness on the Internet the other day. I ran out of my Tourette's medication. 7. Wow, sorry, most girls I see on the net are into that! 6. Whoops, early again! 5. Won't you consider lunch instead of, just coffee? 4. I'm sure that stain will come out! 3. Sorry, I should have paid the extra buck for the Trojan brand. 2. I'm sorry, but it's been 4 hours and I really need to call my doctor. 1. I'll call you in a couple of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted November 5, 2012 Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 5, 2012 Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted November 5, 2012 Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again 6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking". 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Top Ten Dating Apologies 1. I'll call you in a couple of days. Wouldn't that be filed under Dating Lies instead of Dating Apologies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again 6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking". 5. Two words: hanging chads. (again) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Top Ten Things That Can Go Wrong with Tuesday's U.S. Presidential Election 10. The power will still be out after Superstorm Sandy. 9. One of the candidates will win. 8. Palin wins as a write-in. 7. Florida votes will need to be re-counted again 6. Romney trips and smashes his face on a rock, leaving Obama as "the most Presidential-looking". 5. Two words: hanging chads. (again) 4. Some democrats get to vote twice. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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