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Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. Several thousand Florida ballots from the 2000 election all punched for Al Gore. 5. An Orgasmatron along with a trunk full of blow up dolls. 4. A case of Coca-Cola, boxes of Twinkies, and a Sony Playstation 3 with Call Of Duty: World At War game in the console. 3. Design samples for 'Trump / Busey in 2012' bumper stickers. 2. 1.

from wikipedia: "Watson died on stage on May 17*, 1996, while on tour in Yokohama, Japan. According to eyewitness reports, he collapsed mid guitar solo. His last words were 'ain't that a bitch', probably in reference to the song Ain't that a Bitch." I've already posted this here and in other threads, but I just can't get enough. Ain't That A Bitch - Johnny "Guitar" Watson --- *15 years ago today.

[big]◊[/big] First Date — Danko Jones [big]◊[/big] Horror Rock — The John Entwhistle Band

8. Ain't That a Shame — Fats Domino

Oldies by Legends ?

Which golf team is more intimidating than the Drunken Divoteers ? ------ Obviously Five Believers

1. Rip It Up — Little Richard 3. Jailhouse Rock — Elvis Presley 7. Cupid — Sam Cooke 9. Come On, Let's Go — Ritchie Valens 10. High School Confidential — Jerry Lee Lewis

Ninety-Nine And A Half (Won't Do ) - Wlson Pickett

. . . . That was Hannibal . —— [smaller] Check, this here[/smaller] ——

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9. Lose Yourself – Eminem

What were some of the biggest recent Broadway Musical Show flops ? ------ The beauty of all wheel drive.

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Top Ten Reasons To Participate In Spring Cleaning 10. Colors might once more look correct on the TV screen. 9. Vampires want to move in with you cuz no sunshine can penetrate your windows. 8. Get the cobwebs out of your mind. 7. Out with the old... in with the new. 6. Your backyard is an amusement park for every rodent in the city. 5. The Christmas decorations and fruitcake are still out on display. 4. Because if I don't, Granny won't give me any vittles. 3. To find out where that smell is coming from. 2. 1.

1. Gold and Silver - Quicksilver Messenger Service 2. Rebel Yell - Billy Idol 3. So Long - Junior Wells 4. Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere - Neil Young 5. Burnin' Sky - Bad Company 6. This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You ) - The Isley Brothers 7. Rock And Roll Music To The World - Alvin Lee & Ten Years After 8. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - Rose Royce 9. Love Train - O'Jays 10. 1983... (A Merman I Should Turn to Be ) - Jimi Hendrix

The movie Manhunter was based on Thomas Harris' novel Red Dragon which was published in 1981 and introduced the Hannibal Lecter character (seven years before the book Silence Of The Lambs ). The other movie version of Red Dragon where Anthony Hopkins played Lecter seemed like the third in a series after Silence Of The Lambs and Hannibal (it was released eleven years after the SOTL film) but it is actually a prequel in terms of the Harris books chronology.

9. I'll Take You There – The Staple Singers 10. Nothing From Nothing – Billy Preston

The Bells of Rhymney – The Byrds Rhymney is a community located in southeast Wales, known to many as a result of the song, a musical adaptation of a poem by Idris Davies. "Although The Byrds were anxious to pronounce the Welsh place names in the song's lyrics correctly on their recording, they actually mispronounced the word 'Rhymney'... The Byrds' recording was also influential on The Beatles, particularly George Harrison, who constructed his song If I Needed Someone around the same guitar riff that The Byrds had used in the song."

5. I'll Be Loving You (Forever) - New Kids on the Block 7. Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10. Submarine with a screen door 9. Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8. Pogo stick with a cup holder 7. Helicopter with an ejector seat 6. Glass Hammer 5. fish-hook zipper 4. Steam iron Telephone 3. Automobile and phone technology 2. Jackhammer Camera 1.

Gold and Silver - Quicksilver Messenger Service (1968) Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - Rose Royce (1976)

Top 10 Bad Ideas For Merging Two Already Existing Inventions 10. Submarine with a screen door 9. Blow-dryer with a Jacuzzi 8. Pogo stick with a cup holder 7. Helicopter with an ejector seat 6. Glass Hammer 5. fish-hook zipper 4. Steam iron Telephone 3. 2. 1.

5. Everlasting Love – Carl Carlton

Top Ten Final Bin Laden Sentences 10. See Honey, I told you that sounded like a helicopter. 9. I thought you'd be here sooner rather than later. 8. Death to Ameri.... 7. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Arguably, the most egregious series of rhyme crimes known to song were perpetrated by just one band. 'Cause I understand you've been running from the man That goes by the name of the Sandman He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye Of a hurricane that's abandoned ~ Sandman, America But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have and Cause never was the reason for the evening Or the Tropic of Sir Galahad ~ Tin Man, America After nine days, I let the horse run free, 'Cause the desert had turned to sea. There were plants and birds, and rocks and things, There was sand and hills and rings. The ocean is a desert, with its life underground, And a perfect disguise above. Under the cities lies, a heart made of ground, But the humans will give no love. ~ A Horse With No Name, America