Granted. The Israeli Defense Forces are surrounding the Capitol building in Washington D.C., searching for Palestinians/HAMAS supporters/Lebanese.
I wish former Hurricane Ike would stall over Crawford, Texas...for a few days.
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
Word up: Mandolin
Like...but I get very tongue-tied when inebriated, and glow enough to warm a room. (The boss might just promote me!?)
Wild "Animal," the drummer as your musical group's CEO.
Young, Alan (Character actor. On TV, "Wilbur Post" to "Mr. Ed," the talking horse. At the movies, "Filby," Scottish shopkeeper-friend of George, the inventor of "The Time Machine.")
Granted. Trouble is, Japanese drive on the wrong side of the road, write left to right, then up to down with Chinese characters. Integrating this population will be very difficult. (Then there are Japanese toilets and food preferences!)
I wish that people would see that a pile of old tires on land is the same as an oil on water.
Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches
10. We want to get on the scoreboard first
9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.
8. Half this game is 90% mental.
7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!
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Granted. You are now in the breakaway state of Ossetia, with the Georgian and Russian forces set to obliterate the town you're staying in!
I wish the FBI would take a closer look at Mr. Plain's ties to that Alaska separatist group.