OK! Now that we have it all cleared up
Top Ten Toys For Very Bad Boys And Girls
10. The Boomerang Zapper
9. Barney, the lovable cannibalistic dragon.
8. Elmo with a spanking paw.
7. Miniature UZI
6. The Little Hot Tots spiked collar.
5. Milton-Bradley's Really, Really Bored Game
4. Juvenile Detention: The DVD Game
3. Old School Lawn Darts [smaller]AND[/smaller] Super Glue Cherry Bombs
2. "Rebuild your completely disassembled by court order, automobile" for teen "speed racers" and "Turn up the car stereo boomers."
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