Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie
10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies.
9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song
8. Our love of Phil Collins.
7. Eschews pants.
6. Can divide by zero
5. Rocks hard like a banger!
4. Can slam a revolving door
3. At least one, I can tell you, is hung like a horse.
2. Can debate and discuss any political topic without looking like a one-sided fool.
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