Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins:
10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best.
9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast.
8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed.
7. It's freakin' cold!
6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television.
5. Michael Bolton
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