Heimann47

liquor stores, dumping

False. It isn't hurting me at all! You've purchased a new (or used) vehicle recently.

Before last night, I can't remember the last time I had one. I'm pretty sure there are higher-ups that would still get mad because I'm not eating at the chow hall. Maybe it's because they serve dinner at 4 PM.

I had a big mac a little while ago. Because I'm a fat a**.

Snow. Driving becomes so much more fun. Which is worse; Out of tune, or no melody?

My barracks room has the AC cranked ridiculously high. The next poster will remember to put "The next poster..." at the end of their post.

other things name something that makes you feel warm and fuzzy

for anything but

Top Ten Rough Draft Advertising Slogans 10. McDonalds. I'm not hatin' it. 9. Palin: "No teleprompter for me, just a hand job." 8. Verizon Wireless: "Can You Hear Me Now?" problem is they went ahead and used the rough draft. 7. American Airlines: Nothing is free, not even the cheesy headphones! 6. BP (fortunately later leased to Visa) - "Everywhere you want to be" 5. Burger King - We'd prefer if you just stuck with what the order comes with, but you're paying, so I guess we'll go with it. 4. 3. 2. 1.

leaps

Velvet Underground Constant desultory

since they can't

Where do you plan on going? Antarctica? I know one thing; they don't have taxes there

reach

Indeed. I'm not sure as to whether or not I'll get any time off for Memorial Day before I head up to AP Hill, VA for most of next month.

lack the ability

grate

Having my chain of command go through everything that I own. And then, we field day until 10:00 PM because the Marines in this battery don't know how to keep their rooms clean on a Tuesday Morning.

meaty

Deeper Underground - Jamiroquai

Yemen

I'm not too worried. I'm faster than the other ones that have tried to beat me.

mooed

Top 10 Reasons It Sucks To Work in a Cubicle. 10. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 9. You can't fit a M777 155mm Howitzer in there 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

I've had this car for less than 48 hours, and I'm already in love with it. It's funny when you're just driving around at 11 PM and some random guy in an eclipse pulls up and thinks he's God's gift to street racing