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Tony Baloni

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  1. Lmfao, that was the most epic usage of the Barackroll'd video.
  2. I'm serious, there's an assload of explicit content. If you get offended easily, definitely turn back now. This isn't part of the song, by the way. (but maybe it should be...) Kelly was a waitress in San Diego Up every morning makin pancakes n eggos She would wait on all the customers She was just a lady who was tryin to get hers. But the real job came at the end of the shift, In the back of the kitchen with the manager's d*ck She would stroke it she would flick it she would stick it in her t*ts Or else she'd lose her job and couldn't feed her kids. That's why She's f*ckin the boss (oh yeah) She's f*ckin the boss (gettin her salad tossed) C*m in her hair, shame in her soul Payin the bills is really takin a toll Kelly kept on searchin for a better job So she could finally stop polishin her bosses kn*b But the economy was bad and the wages were low Kelly couldn't leave; she had no place to go so, She's f*ckin the boss (oh yeah) She's f*ckin the boss (her ex-fiance's loss) A sore neck for a fatter check Poor little Kelly is becoming a wreck How long can you live like this, Kelly? Before you wind up with another baby, in your belly Oh well, just hurry and grab the KY Jelly Cause, cause, cause, She's f*ckin the boss (oh yeah) She's f*ckin the boss (drinkin his DNA sauce) It's just for the summer, then she'll move to the East, All she wants to do is get her nursing degree...
  3. New song up on myspace, it's a work in progress. Not finished yet Warning: song may be offensive if you're either anti-psilocybin or anti-poon. but that just goes without saying. If you're a fan of those things, and music too, give it a listen and let me know what you think P^2
  4. O. Shinsel Evan. SPeaking of short films, anybody here a fan of Louis CK?
  5. lmao i was blazed out of my f*cking mind when i saw it. probably half the reason it was so funny. but i saw seth rogen in an interview about it, and he was like "basically, i wanted the whole movie to come down to a question: could i stop smoking weed if my life actually depended on it? and the answer of course is no"
  6. Yeah, he reminded me of so many people i know.
  7. The funniest f*ckin movie i've seen in a loooong time. For sure the Big Lebowski of our era. Everybody who smokes needs to see this movie!
  8. I thought the London underground was a political movement.
  9. Idk, but whatever it is, it'll really tie the table together...
  10. Watch their other promos, they're all genius. I'm so stoked!!
  11. David Liebe Hart is a human smack talking machine.
  12. It's finally here, the long awaited season 3, and i'm completely euphoric right now. I know I can't be the only Tim and Eric fan here... David Liebe Hart promo
  13. Love it To Death does kick ass. Ballad Of Dwight Fry. Need I say more?
  14. New song up on myspace, it's more like a work in progress, but check it out- if you're feeling brave. Whatever's Beyond This
  15. I can think of worse things to call them than sellouts.
  16. I kinda agree witchu, meng. I like rap, but a lot of it now kinda sucks and doesn't have any soul, it's just about who thinks they're the *******. But you can't just say rappers are sellouts.
  17. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I wanted to be R.P. McMurphy after I saw this movie. Pre-operation R.P. McMurphy, that is.
  18. Dude don't talk about Arrested Development, I get verclemped. "He's gonna be alright" "Oh thank God!" "Yes, he lost his left arm, so he's going to be all right" "Ok, you've really gotta stop doing that."
  19. I was waiting for your advice. That's actually why I posted the song up here; cause I knew you'd be able to point out all those pesky little errors I made.
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