I'm serious, there's an assload of explicit content. If you get offended easily, definitely turn back now. This isn't part of the song, by the way. (but maybe it should be...)
Kelly was a waitress in San Diego
Up every morning makin pancakes n eggos
She would wait on all the customers
She was just a lady who was tryin to get hers.
But the real job came at the end of the shift,
In the back of the kitchen with the manager's d*ck
She would stroke it she would flick it she would stick it in her t*ts
Or else she'd lose her job and couldn't feed her kids.
That's why
She's f*ckin the boss (oh yeah)
She's f*ckin the boss (gettin her salad tossed)
C*m in her hair, shame in her soul
Payin the bills is really takin a toll
Kelly kept on searchin for a better job
So she could finally stop polishin her bosses kn*b
But the economy was bad and the wages were low
Kelly couldn't leave; she had no place to go
so,
She's f*ckin the boss (oh yeah)
She's f*ckin the boss (her ex-fiance's loss)
A sore neck for a fatter check
Poor little Kelly is becoming a wreck
How long can you live like this, Kelly?
Before you wind up with another baby, in your belly
Oh well, just hurry and grab the KY Jelly
Cause, cause, cause,
She's f*ckin the boss (oh yeah)
She's f*ckin the boss (drinkin his DNA sauce)
It's just for the summer, then she'll move to the East,
All she wants to do is get her nursing degree...