Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song)
10. You spread disease, Louise.
9. Just hit the bricks, Rick.
8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck.
7. Send her the checks, Rex.
6. Crawl down a hole, Joel
5. Take a hike, Mike.
4. Hop on a plane, Jane
3. Hit the road, Toad.
2. Just date her mom, Tom.
1. Shoot yourself in the face, Grace.
The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent.
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