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So let's get this on a more Songfacts-appropriate track: Popular songs about or mentioning Jesus: The Ballad of John and Yoko-Beatles Mrs. Robinson-Simon & Garfunkel Stoney End-Barbra Streisand I Don't Know How to Love Him-Yvonne Elliman Jesus Christ Superstar-Murray Head Personal Jesus-Depeche Mode Jesus Is Just Alright-Doobie Brothers Levon-Elton John Spirit in the Sky-Norman Greenbaum Hair-Cowsills Oh Happy Day-Edwin Hawkins Singers Fire and Rain-James Taylor Everything Is Beautiful-Ray Stevens Small Town-John Mellencamp ROCK in the USA-John Mellencamp Sympathy for the Devil-Rolling Stones Building a Mystery-Sarah McLachlan Convoy-CW McCall Lawyers in Love-Jackson Browne Why Me-Kris Kristofferson Hymn 43-Jethro Tull One Toke over the Line-Brewer and Shipley Jesus Take the Wheel-Carrie Underwood

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Top Ten Signs That You Just Might Be Losing The Election 10. Campaign staff hurriedly puts away "Twister" game mat when you walk in headquarters front door. 9. You kiss a baby and its mother starts crying. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

the naked trucker

Redo yours as #1 and start a new list.

True and Tigger too When you think of Mickey you think of a mouse

Top Ten Obese Movie Characters 10. Jabba the Hutt 9. Fat Bastard (he was supposed to be #1) 8. Captain Chaos 7. Edna Turnblad 6. "Porky" Wallace 5. Pizza the Hutt 4. Sydney Greenstreet as the "Fat Man" in The Maltese Falcon 3. Rasputia (from the movie Norbit) 2. Mr Creosote (in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"-"one little after dinner mint") 1.

Hooray! This is the kind of music I like.

The Top Ten Songs About Food 10-Pizza-Norman Fox & The Robroys 9-Popcorn-Hot Butter 8-Mashed Potatoes-Dee Dee Sharp 7-Cheeseburger in Paradise-Jimmy Buffett 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-

I think we're through

False. I think of Bobby Hebb or Shawn Colvin . . . but Sonny makes me think of Cher When you think of Cher, you think, "snap out of it"!

If I had a hammer . . .

False. I think of the Beatles' Good Day Sunshine. When you think of Bob Marley, you think of "I Shot the Sheriff".

Boo hoo

He'd make a great stew

True, but it will be enough to keep her in the race to send it to the convention. The sun is shining where you live right now.

The Top Ten Songs About Food 10-Pizza-Norman Fox & The Robroys 9-Popcorn-Hot Butter 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-

You must have confused it with Me and You and a Dog Named Boo. Here are the lyrics. A Boy Named Sue Johnny Cash written by Shel Silverstein (yes, the children's author) My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to Ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.' Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.' Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame. But I made me a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars And kill that man that give me that awful name. Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of mud, There at a table, dealing stud, Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.' Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad >From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!" Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down but, to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer. I tell ya, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when, He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, He went for his gun and I pulled mine first, He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile. And he said: "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said good-bye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's that name that helped to make you strong." He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'.' I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son, And I come away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but sue! I still hate that name!

Top 10 songs with girls names in the title 10. Iris-Goo Goo Dolls 9. Angie - Rolling Stones 8. Laura - Frank Sinatra 7. Carrie-Anne--The Hollies 6. Help Me Rhonda - Beach Boys 5. Waltzing Matilda-Some Ozzie guy. 4. My Girl Bill - Jim Stafford 3. A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash 2. Annie's Song-John Denver 1.

Yellow Submarine-Beatles (duh!)

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