edna Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Duh. Actually, I forgot to recommend this most drastic and beautiful action : You dress in full samurai garb, rush into the vice's office, kneel, pull out your sword --- scream "Judith... and onto the Stairway I must climb" !!!" as you slice your guts horizontially... back and forth, back and forth, (now you've got it ! )... and collapse at the vice's desk. Everyone is astonished and amazed.... and YOU, Karhul, are a LEGEND, lad ! They won't forget you for.... oh... 10...15 years at least Happy St. Patrick's Day !
miamisammy29 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Hari-kari in the principal's office?? I tried it. But principals are an unfeeling type of person, and it didn't phase him in the least. Martyrdom...yes, but sympathy??...No. Three days suspension, that's what I got.
Karhul Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Posted March 16, 2005 I don't think it would work, he's old and has a uni-brow.
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