And the Oscar for best song goes to ... no one

[Batman 2]

Alright, how about this. Name one reason that rap isn't music.

If you can't do it, it's because music, by definition, is organized sound with rhythm and melody.

By the way, I would totally agree with you if you said that modern mainstream rap is usually terrible. But to say it isn't music? You're right, this is lunacy. I can't stand cauliflower, but I recognize the fact that it is a food.

[Batman 2]

Or here's another example that's closer to home probably. I am going to assume that you are a fan of The Rolling Stones. Personally, I'm not a fan. But it is an undeniable fact that they make music.