Crazy Don

Two Out of Three Ain't Bad Blood (Two Out of Three Ain't Bad--Meat Loaf)+(Bad Blood--Neil Sedaka)

Couldn't spell "cat" even after spotting him the "C" and the "A."

Runnin' with the Devil Inside (Runnin' with the Devil--Van Halen)+(Devil Inside--INXS)

When they handed out brains, he thought they said "trains" and he missed his…

Just the Way You Are You Lonesome Tonight? (Just the Way You Are--Billy Joel)+(Are You Lonesome Tonight?--Elvis Presley)

I remember them too! Had a pair of them myself. But I could never get them to clack repeatedly…

If I Could Turn Back Time of the Season (If I Could Turn Back Time--Chér)+(Time of the Season--The Zombies)

Hard Habit to Break It to Me Gently (Hard Habit to Break--Chicago)+(Break It to Me Gently--Brenda Lee/Juice Newton)

Lookin' for a New Love on the Rocks (Lookin' for a New Love--Jody Watley)+(Love on the Rocks--Neil Diamond)

Neutron Dance the Night Away (Neutron Dance--The Pointer Sisters)+(Dance the Night Away--Van Halen)

Mr. Blue Sky Pilot (Mr. Blue Sky--Electric Light Orchestra)+(Sky Pilot--Eric Burdon & the Animals)

The Morning After the Love Is Gone (The Morning After--Maureen McGovern)+(After the Love Is Gone--Earth, Wind & Fire)

Born to Be Wild World (Born to Be Wild--Steppenwolf)+(Wild World--Cat Stevens)

It Takes Two Princes (It Takes Two--Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston)+(Two Princes--Spin Doctors)

Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word Up (Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word--Elton John)+(Word Up--Cameo)

Wasted Days & Wasted Nights in White Satin (Wasted Days & Wasted Nights--Freddy Fender)+(Nights in White Satin--The Moody Blues)

Your Mama Don't Dance the Night Away (Your Mama Don't Dance--Loggins & Messina)+(Dance the Night Away--Van Halen)

The Old Man Down the Road to Nowhere (The Old Man Down the Road--John Fogerty)+(Road to Nowhere--Talking Heads)

Our Lips Are Sealed with a Kiss (Our Lips Are Sealed--The Go-Go's)+(Sealed with a Kiss--Brian Hyland)

THE ROOSTER Roosters are the most eccentric of the Chinese zodiac. They are full of dreams and romantic ideas. They are colorful and attractive, radiant and dashing, and they are quite proud of themselves. Roosters are organized, precise,and their sharp eyes seek out fine details in everything. They are perfectionists and leave no room for human error. To Roosters, a difficult task is a challenge. They dearly love starting controversies. Roosters express themselves very well both in writing and speech. They are knowledgeable in most subjects you wish to discuss. When you challenge them you must be prepared for a long fight. Their stamina is amazing and they win their point at all costs. Even when they are wrong, they will still be right in one way or another! Roosters can be blunt and brutal. Their direct approach to life makes them poor diplomats. They speak their minds with little regard for the feelings of others.Why should others be upset? Roosters are right, aren't they? Roosters are good at handling money and their self-control with keeping budgets is phenomenal. They are not miserly, and in fact, they can be extremely generous and giving. They simply want their finances in complete accord, and yours, too. If you have trouble, Roosters quickly straighten you out whether you want them to or not. Don't be ungrateful either, you should be glad they condescended to help you at all. Roosters are careful with their time and you only deserve so much, so plan things well. Roosters are sincere in their desire to help and no one can carry out important tasks like them. Just be certain your orders are explicit and don't expect them to improvise for you on their own time. Roosters are ambitious and they reach for the sky. They have a deep passion for their chosen fields, and they are very creative. They usually start out young in life and enjoy success early in their careers. They do well in their own businesses. They are meticulous and competent enough to make things work. When they set out to accomplish something, they leave no stone unturned. They probe deeply with their inquisitive, busy minds. They never remain still. Roosters must learn that some things take time. No matter how competent they are, they can't reprogram the whole world to fit their schedules! They achieve the most amazing things, but Roosters always become eccentric over the final details. Never underestimate Roosters. They are optimistic and dauntless. They never change their course of action even if the world thinks they are wrong! They are so determined to make some of their wild and idealistic plans work that their plans often do work. With their many splendid talents and eccentric ways, Roosters hit it big! Celebrities Born in The Year of Rooster * Ellen DeGeneres, comedian, talk show host * Jay-Z, rapper * Eric Clapton, guitarist * Yoko Ono, musician and wife of John Lennon * Rod Stewart, singer * Mia Farrow, actress * Natalie Portman, actress * Britney Spears, singer * Hayden Christensen, actor * James McGreevey, former governor of New Jersey * Anna Kournikova, tennis player * Osama bin Laden, religious extremist leader * Fernando Alonso, F1 World Champion

Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind Games (Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind--The Lovin' Spoonful)+(Mind Games--John Lennon)

Hit the Road, Jack & Jill (Hit the Road, Jack--Ray Charles)+(Jack & Jill--Raydio)

Probably Ugly Kid Joe.

Kiss from a Rose Garden (Kiss from a Rose--Seal)+(Rose Garden--Lynn Anderson)

The Beverly Hillbillies The Andy Griffith Show Batman Bonanza (original theme song) The Addams Family South Park