Uncle Joe

shot up daily

Man, some of these songs are older than me. Well, not really. Fun list, Darryl. You can shake up the order any way you want but keep Sleep Walk #1. Thanks. 1-Sleep Walk - Santo & Johnny (1959) 2-Love Letters - Ketty Lester (1962) 3-Rebel-Rouser - Duane Eddy (1958) 4-What Am I Living For - Chuck Willis (1958) 5-Queen Of Hearts - Juice Newton (1981) 6-(Just Like) Romeo And Juliet - The Reflections (1964) 7-Little Star - The Elegants (1958) 8-Alley- Oop - The Hollywood Argyles (1960) 9-Book Of Love - The Monotones (1958) 10-Hey! Baby - Bruce Channel (1962)

Top Ten Things You'd Say To Osama bin Laden if You Had Gotten the Chance 10. Nice robe, dude. 9. Dude, that Super 8 mm porn went out with fuzzy beards. 8. Here's your last meal that you ordered...two hot dogs and a pulled pork sandwich?! Ooh, sorry, Dude, I must have given yours to the guy in the next cell. Well, enjoy! 7. " Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door! " 6. Let me tell you, Osama, all about Charles "The Hammer" Martel and the merciless way he slaughtered the Muslims back in 732 during the Battle of Tours. 5. Hey, D*ckhead, catch this avocado! 4. Go ahead, make my day. 3. And it seems to me you ruined your life, like a sandal in the bin, and I would have liked to have killed you, but I'm too drunk off this gin. Your sandal wore out long before, you could leave Afghanistan 2. Osama, Yo Mama 1. You say Hello, I say Goodbye. The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All- Stat break) 10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there'd better be a couple). 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-

spark

for nothing, yet

Beth, when is the BBC version on?

1-You Keep Me Hanging On - Vanilla Fudge (1967) 2-All Right - Christopher Cross (1983) 3-You Talk Too Much - Joe Jones (1960) 4-Heart Of Rock & Roll, The – Huey Lewis & The News (1984) 5-Tossin' And Turnin' - Bobby Lewis (1961) 6-Tequila - The Champs (1958) 7-Lay Down - Strawbs (1972) 8-House Of The Rising Sun - Frijid Pink (1970) 9-Don't Leave Me This Way - Thelma Houston (1976) 10-Open My Eyes - The Nazz (1968)

tired blood, however

highly unlikely, though

Ohio-CSN&Y (Kent State shootings) name another

Cool as all get out!

Oh yeah Laur, Birdland (or any of the others) could easily be #1. Ever hear The Manhattan Transfer's vocal version of Birdland? Here it is And live...

1-Count On Me - Jefferson Starship 2-Willin' - Linda Ronstadt 3-Oh Atlanta - Little Feat 4-Witchcraft - Frank Sinatra 5-Bad Sneakers - Steely Dan 6-Bluebird - Buffalo Springfield 7-Birdland - Weather Report 8-Hey Baby (They're Playing Our Song) - The Buckinghams 9- Son Of A Preacher Man - Joss Stone 10- Mr. Spaceman - The Byrds Very eclectic list Laur. I wanted to include Dusty'Springfield's version of You Don't Own Me simply for the irony w/Joss Stone and because I love Dusty but I just don't like that song (apologies to Leslie Gore).

Thanks Kenne.

They do return. Welcome back Diggs.

blood, sweat and

Tomorrow, I promise.

Laur, I'm gonna sleep on it and hopefully vote tomorrow. It'll be tough.

at Hooker U.

1-Dance, Dance, Dance - The Beach Boys (1964) 2-Save It For Me - The Four Seasons (1964) 3-Theme From “Greatest American Hero” (Believe It Or Not)”- Joey Scarbury (1981) 4-Another Park, Another Sunday - The Doobie Brothers (1974) 5-I Love A Rainy Night - Eddie Rabbitt (1980) 6-R.O.C.K In The U.S.A. (A Salute To 60's Rock) - John Mellencamp (1985) 7-Let Her Dance - Bobby Fuller Four - (1965) 8- Do That To Me One More Time - Captain & Tennille (1979) 9-Virginia Plain – Roxy Music (1972) 10-Peppermint Twist - Part 1 - Joey Dee & The Starliters (1962)

pole dancer Stella

where Harry met

the oddest place

Just then Harry

Ray, you've given out a lot of summer homework. Sheeesh, Canadians!