Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:
10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.
9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.
8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!
7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student.
5. My kid beat up your honor student!
4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out.
3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
2. This IS my other car
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(Cookie to whoever gets the reference...)