Top Ten Ways To Make Gasoline Prices Decrease
10. Invade Venezuela
9. Move to the USA
8. Everybody walk, bike or skate; everywhere
7. Pee in the gasoline valves
6. Insist on paying , both at the pump and to OPEC , in pennies
5. Invade Iraq, get rid of Saddam...oops, already tried that. Aint woikin'.
4. Just listen to Arnie and do as he says, not as he does.
3. Alternative fuels . . . such as baked beans.
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