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I had to have been one of his biggest fans. He was born in my hometown and I followed his career from the time I could switch on the television. Not mentioned in the above article, he actually had his own variety TV show for a season or two. The highlight of each show for me was "going up into the attic," an unrehearsed regular feature during which he would rummage through any and all sorts of props and common articles gathered on the stage, stopping when he saw something interesting, then feeling the inspiration, turn the item into half a dozen different imaginary objects that he played off of in different characters. So very creative and funny, I loved that guy and am sad to learn of his passing.

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Great guess, Tim. Certainly Dylan, Harrison and Orbison have topped 10 mil record sales as soloists. Also The Three Tenors all meet the criteria as previous soloists; and I would guess the group is responsible of over 10 mil worldwide sales, as well.

Probably because you figured it was against all odds ...

You folks are waaaaay too sharp to make this thread drag on very long with multiple guesses! :partytime1: :sing1: Paul, Phil and Michael are the correct musical artist answers.

A year's supply of groovy feelings and the admiration of your peers. Joe, at our age, the extra year alone might be worth the effort.

.. the three artists who sold over 100 million albums while a member of a group; and also 100 million later as a solo act?

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A spot formerly reserved for George Lazenby.

Perhaps so, but it seems to me he never misses the opportunity to lean upon racial stereotypes as a vehicle for his brand of humor, whenever a black person is his object. He's clever enough to not have to rely on that "easy laugh" crap and I'd like him more if he'd just look at people as people.

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Justified Billy The Exterminator

Oh, he has! It's just that no one has ever thought it out of character.

His last song to chart on Billboard Sad news and yrt another reminder to me .... get busy old guy!

I like these kinds of posts.

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