Kevin

Keith -- during their marajuana bust ?

Mick -- regarding accusations of satanism thrown out by the press....

I want a point for chiming in on that last bit !! Sadist !

Old ---this is just.....painful.

Alicia Keys !? Norah Jones !? ..... :: Well, that's it for me !

Alanis Morrissette

I Will Always Love You -- Whitney Houston Have you ever loved a Woman -- Bryan Adams (ducking angry women throwing bottles ---This is pure sap ! ) Thriller -- Micheal Jackson Wild Boys -- Duran Duran Suesudio (sp?) -- Phil Collins We Are the Champions -- Queen

Hey ,Old ! Back to business already, eh ? OK, What I Say and Hey Jude, is my crack at mindreading here....

Edna,dear, you're not invited to any wedding .... ever ! Sorry. cold hard vactz facts,dear ---ist, Dien ist vien.... Sorry, of course, you're welcome ... just tell us, when IS the Queen's birthday ?

Uh-huh, drinking/ smoking; Just what would bring the wee beastie to life ?

YOU, madame, i can only describe as ....serpintine !

More Tullamare Dew, dear, you look so thirsty ... !!

This is the best thread in months! Have 'ye heard of the lost __Canadian Lake Okanagan.. No joke.. ! Even the Indians are scared of it !! (note no joking graenlins, etc. hello ? ) Sea serpents... she be called.. Ohgopogo---[bleep] off ! Really ! That's her name -- oh-g- po -go .... scary wee beastie......

Invited the Earth -angel and she's ' contemplating her options' ! Diggs, top me up with G , will you, ...forget the C. Yes, a tartan blanket, indeed,...but I 've got to tell you old boy that I think our Bonny Prince has been flayed needlessly by the common rags ! He's a right decent chap , and blimey.... this is is a real bloody love story ! Say, what ?!?!

And, if I may say sir, you sound like me old mom ! So, Camilla, dahlings, think she'll wear white ?

Too right, Sgt. Major ! Marc your out again ( we'll talk--damn THEY ARE snotty )!! And don't come back ! Capital ! Well, lovely club again... Diggs , ol' boy, how goes the war ? Any R.A.F. banter ?

Ladies, how about "Piers Ploughman" ?

That was a lovely presentation, foxy, but if Cornwall people had their way, ALL British legends of note come from there ... I've heard the same tales in York ! ::

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, along with any Aurthurian lore...Maybe not the same theme , But I LOVE the "Canterbury Tales": "Whan in April,the spring rain doeth..."

Oh alright ,Mark --hell, California is as far away from America as Britain , I guess. You're in . But just laugh at all their goofy jokes --even if you don't get them , what ? Quite right , old man ! Can I refresh that G and T ? More Marmite ?

Jeez ! Typical ! No, dude, the surfs out that way. God ! Try and run a respectible place and look what happens ! Gotta getta bouncer ! Oh, Jeeves.....

I've often thought that with the time difference, it might be nice if the Brits ( and Her Majesties dominions and possesions) had there own EXCLUSIVE place to post, God save the queen , and all that, pip- pip, keep a stiff upper lip, etc. So, That wedding --April 9th is it ? What ARE you going to wear ?

Can open it , but nothing happens--blank page.

All were used to describe John Lennon at some time or other ?

No dice, so far.