Ken

I have an actual real piece of the Edmund Fitzgerald, it is an 8" wood splinter from one of the lifeboats recovered the day after it sank. Ken.

In Mrs. Beattie's 5th grade class, I thought this was hysterical. She didn't... Shaving Cream Written by Benny Bell I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen! I think I`ll break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer, I`ll admit Each time I say, "darling, I love you" She tells me that I`m full of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen! Our baby fell out of the window You`d think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen! An old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen! When I was in France with the army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sand-wich But the darn thing was loaded with Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen! And now, folks, my story is ended I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen! Ken

And is that C. Thomas Howell playing Kim Bauer's newboyfriend? He looks ill... Like, cancer ill...

'K, that is amazing. There are bound to be plot holes and continuity problems. But it is a show that keeps you on the edge of your seat and makes you forget that paying a mortgage blows, and that it is cold outside. For that, it gets high scores!

Both scenarios are ok albeit a bit convienient. I wish I knew the layout of Los Angeles, as, I think Jack moves around from place to place rather fast, even with a helicopter..

Ok, Lynn gets called outside CTU by his sister, is jumped, wallet containing key card stolen, and yet, somehow got back into the building. And how did his sisters skanky boyfriend suddenly become involved with the terrorists, providing them with Lynn's key card?

Gotcha Batty, my bad. ZZ Top, and Carlos Santana. Both good, just, the same feel or sound. As for AC/DC, an interviewer once commented to Angus Young, "In reality, you've made 20 albums that all sound the same.." to which an irate Angus replied "No, we've made 21 albums that all sound the same...." Ken.

Hmmmm. Got me a dvd recorder, if you want pristine-copies of the show with Canadian commercials!

So, Gis, if you guys are 6 months behind for the show, then season 5 hasn't even started there yet?

It was cnn.com that I'd seen it on this morning. I think that is available to everyone?

No, seriously, I wouldn't have deliberately done that and truly feel bad. I AM sorry, but even CNN had a blurb on it!

Ok, swear to God, I don't know how I ruined anything for anyone. Is it not all televised at the same time? If anything, you guys don't get it before us?

During the DVD "Stiff Upper Lip- LIVE", Angus does that monkey-on-a-stick boogie duckwalk down a ramp reasonably deep into the audience. As the camera pans back he is nealy lost in a background of a squidjillion people in attendance. This is a squidjillion people that plopped down good money to see AC/DC. Then review the DVD, "AC/DC Live at Donington". He appears, diminutive, in front of a majillionsquidjillion rabid Brits, fists aloft, cheering the same band, 10 years earlier. I think they may have had a few concerts in between. During Toronto's 2003 SARSstock concert, they played before an audience of over 500,000 fans, many who left after AC/DC performed and before the Stones went on. Jason Timberlake had water bottles pelted at him during his performance and was quoted as saying, "If I were here to see AC/DC, I'd throw water bottles at me too". Hardly a one hit wonder.... I think Alanis Morrisette should have been a jagged little one hit wonder.... Ken.

They killed Edgar. I could cheerfully spend an afternoon throwing rocks at the writer(s) that killed Edgar. I want blood...

The House You Live In Gordon Lightfoot Go first in the world, go forth with your fears Remember a price must be paid Be always too soon, be never too fast At the time when all bets must be laid Beware of the darkness, be kind to your children Remember the woman who waits And the house you live in will never fall down If you pity the stranger who stands at your gate When you're caught by the gale and you're full under sail Beware of the dangers below And the song that you sing should not be too sad And be sure not to sing it too slow Be calm in the face of all common disgraces And know what they're doing it for And the house you live in will never fall down If you pity the stranger who stands at your door When you're out on the road and feeling quite lost Consider the burden of fame And he who is wise will not criticize When other men fail at the game Beware of strange faces and dark dingy places Be careful while bending the law And the house you live in will never fall down If you pity the stranger who stands at your door When you're down in the dumps and not ready to deal Decide what it is that you need Is it money or love, is it learning to live Or is it the mouth you must feed Be known as a man who will always be candid On questions that do not relate And the house you live in will never fall down If you pity the stranger who stands at your gate And the house you live in will never fall down If you pity the stranger who stands at your gate

Guitarzan....

Yeow!

Same here, I love 24. Interesting thing about 24... If you play Euchre, the highest, or, most powerful cards in the deck are the Bauers. And they are Jacks. Jack Bauer. Ever count how many cards there are in the Euchre deck? Yep.....24. Weird, innit? Ken.

For no other reason than it provides a peaceful, easy feeling... Same wallpaper at work and at home.. Ken.

A "Harvest Moon" is the full moon closest to the fall equinox. The Harvest Moon was named because it rises within a half-hour of when the sun sets. Long ago, when farmers didn't have the machinery available that they do today, it was essential that they work by the light of the moon to bring in the harvest. This moon is the fullest moon of the year. When viewed, it looks quite large and shines like a diamond throughout the entire night. No other lunar event is as awesome as the Harvest Moon. The Harvest Moon usually appears in the month of September. However, on occasion, it appears as a full moon early in October. Where I live, Southwestern Ontario, nothing much is planted before May 24th. The danger of frost is very real until after that time. The Harvest Moon, when it falls in September, is also known as the “Fruit Moon.†When it occurs in October, it's also known as the “Hunter’s Moon.†Known as such because October is the month when large game, such as deer and moose are hunted. Ken. Neil Young Harvest Moon Come a little bit closer Hear what I have to say Just like children sleepin’ We could dream this night away. But there’s a full moon risin’ Let’s go dancin’ in the light We know where the music’s playin’ Let’s go out and feel the night. Because I’m still in love with you I want to see you dance again Because I’m still in love with you On this harvest moon. When we were strangers I watched you from afar When we were lovers I loved you with all my heart. But now it’s gettin’ late And the moon is climbin’ high I want to celebrate See it shinin’ in your eye. Because I’m still in love with you I want to see you dance again Because I’m still in love with you On this harvest moon

Let's go to the desert, say, somewhere hot, like, Dubai, United Arab Emerates! Let's start a construction project! Let's make something no one has ever seen before! Bear in mind, if you will, a winter in the U.A.E. goes about 85 degrees. Summer can go 120 : 130 rock and roll degrees.... But inside Inside is a Winter Wonderland! Why is gasoline $4.00 a gallon for regular unleaded? Supply and demand? Hmmmmmmm. Ken.

A cd by a band called "Dread Zeppelin". Led Zeppelin music, done in a reggae style, with an Elvis impersonator as a vocalist. No way it gets weirder than that. The singers name is Torte Elvis. You haven't heard "Black Dog" until you've heard it Dread style..... Ken.

Ah well... As long as you laughed... That's all we got left anymore, innit? Ken.

Short yellow bus that used to take you to school, right? Rainbow on the side?

Nice try, Das. Valiant effort. But, you see, Peachy and I share a love. A love, deep and profound. For Colonel Angus. And once we were introduced to Colonel Angus, well, that's a tie that cannot be broken....