Rhyme It! II

[Zepfan]

at my Swiss chalet

[Crazy Don]

with a bottle of Chardonnay

[chutzpah]

and then maybe smoke a fat jay

[CanAm]

while eating caviar from a silver tray

[chutzpah]

then sit back and think, what a nice day

[CanAm]

perfect for a drive in my cabriolet

[chutzpah]

as I prepare for my daily x-ray

[Zepfan]

be sure to plan for your stay in Paraguay

[CanAm]

and don't forget your Oil Of Olay

[Zepfan]

so you will give a good first impression

[chutzpah]

not showing your own obsession

[Zepfan]

by looking only at the facial expression

[chutzpah]

while blabbing a true confession

[Zepfan]

after coming out of a bad depression

[CanAm]

during a productive psychiatric session

Edited July 16, 2014 by Guest

[Zepfan]

about all those nasty transgressions

[CanAm]

Involving other people's possessions

[Zepfan]

obtained through illegal professions

[CanAm]

like embezzlement and vice

[Zepfan]

which aren't nice

[CanAm]

and can get you arrested in a trice

[Zepfan]

and you will pay a price

[CanAm]

like losing your prized electronic device

[Zepfan]

or even those annoying head lice

[chutzpah]

in a sort of sacrifice