WANTED: Good Band Names

[MarcM]

Who wouldn't prefer a warm speculum?

[DiggsUK]

Did you know that in Hebden Bridge (the town closest to us) the surgery carries a stock of extra-long speculi. Apparently the local ladies have by way of genetics a particularly deep snatch...

[blind-fitter]

Did you know that in Hebden Bridge (the town closest to us) ...

Hebden Bridge is nowhere near Wakefield.

[MarcM]

Deep Snatch Speculum.

[DiggsUK]

I lived in Wakefield until 3 years ago... I keep that as my location as there are a lot of dodgy characters on't net.. I think you know what I am saying!

[MarcM]

Who are you calling "dodgy"...

[MarcM]

Wakefield Protection Program

[MarcM]

P.O.E. - Purity Of Essence.....from Dr Strangelove.

[blind-fitter]

Hey, Marc, you're good at this stuff. Keep'em coming! Deep Snatch Speculum

[blind-fitter]

I keep that as my location as there are a lot of dodgy characters on't net..

You mean, like, people who find out where you live, then want to come and visit you?

[DiggsUK]

That's them... lol

I don't want anybody to know I am really a lady lesbian vicar...

[MarcM]

Lady Lesbian Vicar.....

[DiggsUK]

With an excess of body hair and a penchant for gargling 'Onward Christian Soldiers' whilst dining on hairy clam...

[MarcM]

Now there is a vivid image! And a good band name.

[blind-fitter]

With an excess of body hair and a penchant for gargling 'Onward Christian Soldiers' whilst dining on hairy clam...

So you did see Ann Widdecombe on TV last night...

[bazooka]

With all my galumphing down in that anagram game, I've discovered that the jumbling of actual artists' names or song titles has fantastic potential for generating something new and definitely different:

• Jet Ski Mule
  
• Lost Bubble Motel
  
• Ethanol Curry
  
• New To Lipstick
  
• Doggone Hat Klan
  
• Tony Double Gosh
  
• The Siamese Girdle
  
• REO Swim Lesson
  
• Randy Soviet
  

[MarcM]

Pimples For Algernon or Acne For Algernon.

[DiggsUK]

'Pluke'

[blind-fitter]

Some great suggestions here chaps: keep 'em coming.

Bazooka: your anagrams Good stuff!

[bazooka]

Here's more (semi-precious) 'gems' culled from the Anagram This thread [Open 24/7] :

• Crab Doo Taco
  
• Andean Tech
  
• Suave As The Broom
  
• The Very Short Rebel
  
• Reginald Negro
  

and these are 'partials' (the premium pieces of longer anagrams)

• Headset Afire
  
• Neon Ugly
  
• Iowa Gang Romeo
  
• Athlete Limbs
  

[skybluesky]

a bit long but I like-Your Pants Will Be Ready on Friday.

[blind-fitter]

a bit long but I like-Your Pants Will Be Ready on Friday.

I neglected to mention: although it's a bit long, I like this one too. But substituting "Pants" for "trousers" for the sake of the UK audience.

(Pants = undercrackers, shreddies, Y-fronts, etc. Ordinarily, one wouldn't send these to the dry-cleaners...)

If it doesn't make it as the band name, I will endeavour to create a song with this title.