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Pat is somewhat of a local icon. However, local encompasses a pretty big damn stretch of real estate. Ohio, South Western Ontario, and Michigan. Pat is like the Mid-West's answer to Jimmy Buffett, and the bars are always sold out for his Put-In-Bay (party haven) summer appearances. He is a story-teller with huge flair for comedy in his songs. Titles like "Doobie and a Brew", "Just How Drunk Are We Gonna Get?" "I've Got To Be Drunk To Do That" "Nymphomaniac" and "Song Writer's Lament" are concert standards. He has a website available to order his cd's www.patdailey.com and I have seen his stuff available via the different file-sharing places. His is the kind of music you bellow along with him at the top of your lungs after having WAY too many draft beers in a hot sweaty overcrowded bar, and remember it fondly for the rest of your life. (You convieniently forget that you spent the wee hours of that night yarking over the stern of your 25 foot Bayliner and into the marina, but there, I am getting autobiographical). I have included the lyrics to my favorite Daily song for your enjoyment... Ahoy!

Song Writers Lament

(Words and Music By Pat Dailey)

Jimmy Buffett made it big, playin' down in Key West,

but I doubt, that I ever will.

'Cause my hair ain't that blonde, and my skin ain't that tanned,

And I never been, to Margaritaville.

'Cause every guitar player in the Key's sounds just like Jimmy.

And all the girls in the bar, are wonderin' where he is,

So if you ask me to play you some Buffett,

Well, I'm afraid that you'll just have to stuff it,

When Jimmy starts playin' my songs, I'll start playin' his.

It was the same thing when I played down in Texas.

"Play Willie!" all the rednecks would yell.

No matter what I would play, I can still hear them say

"If you don't play Willie, you can just go to Hell"

Well every guitar player in Texas, sounds just like Willie.

And all the girls in the bars, are wonderin' where he is

And if you don't play the Red-Headed stranger,

Well, in Texas, your life is in danger

When Willie starts playin' my songs, I'll start playin' his.

Ahh, it's been goin' on forever.....

'Cause in the Rockies, they'd ask for John Denver...

In Chicago, it's Goodman and Prine

How many bars, must I play my guitars

Before they start askin' for mine?

'Cause every guitar player in the world, sounds just like someone.

But you never know who, until you know who he is...

So if it's Jimmy or Willie you see,

Won't you pass this along from me

When he starts playin' my songs, I'll start playin his.

If it's Jimmy or Willie you see,

Won't you pass this along, please, from me...

When he sings Pat Dailey songs, I'll start singin' his....

And I hope he gets tired of my songs,

'Cause I'm sure tired of his......

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I'll apologize in advance, but this song is funny as hell live. Even the girls sing it...

Nymphomaniac

(Words and Music by Pat Daily)

Welcome everybody!, to my place.

You can pull up a chair, or just pull up a face.

We got all we need, the only thing that we lack,

Is a rich dumb young nympho-maniac!

I want a rich dumb young, nympho-maniac,

To ride me around, in her Cad-O-Lac

When she's not on her knee's, she'll be flat on her back,

I want a rich dumb young nympho-maniac

Please give her great big bo*bs, and

a little bitty a$$

A lovin' machine, that never runs out of gas

A body like nobody ever seen before

And she recently inherited a liq-uor store!

I want a rich dumb young, nympho-maniac,

To ride me around, in her Cad-O-Lac

When she's not on her knee's, she'll be flat on her back,

I want a rich dumb young nympho-maniac

She doesn't want to marry, and she doesn't want to fight

She doesn't give a damn if I stay out all night

If I bring home another woman, she just gives me a smile

We take off our clothes, and we jump in a pile!

I want a rich dumb young, nympho-maniac,

To ride me around, in her Cad-O-Lac

When she's not on her knee's, she'll be flat on her back,

I want a rich dumb young nympho-maniac

La, lalala, lalalala lalalala

Make her a magic fingers mama, who can roll a good doob,

The best in the West at cooking Chinese food

She doesn't like to shop, she doesn't like to wear clothes

But she always compliments me at the size of my hose!

I want a rich dumb young, nympho-maniac,

To ride me around, in her Cad-O-Lac

When she's not on her knee's, she'll be flat on her back,

I want a rich dumb young nympho-maniac (2X)

Hold it, wait a minute, hold it everybody..... There's something I forgot to telllllllllll you.....

Please make her three feet tall.... so she stands about to here....

With a flat spot on her head so I can rest my beer!

I want a rich dumb young, nympho-maniac,

To ride me around, in her Cad-O-Lac

When she's not on her knee's, she'll be flat on her back,

I want a rich dumb young nympho-maniac

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