Missed it by that much

[TheLizard]

I envision this being a silly little folk song. If I ever come up with a tune and have means of recording it, it will be here.

Come on and throw a shoe at a president

Marvelous prizes await

Bullseye or no

People will remember you

As that guy that threw a shoe at a president

What do you think as you walk out the door?

“Today I’m going to throw my shoe at a president

Should I wear my cleats?

Or will just a pair of sandals do the trick?

Maybe dress shoes

Gotta look classy

If you’re gonna throw a shoe at a presidentâ€

So come on and throw a shoe at a president

Marvelous prizes await

Bullseye or no

People will remember you

As that guy that threw a shoe at a president

Until, that is, they forget

A country offended by a shoe

A world offended by a man

Sic semper podiatrist

[MuzikTyme]

I'm responding mostly to the title.

It, for some reason, reminds me of Maxwell Smart.

"You were the only one that could've put the body in the bottom of the clock in ten seconds FLAT!"

Keep it up, Lizzy.