Phil, I know that you have been busy lately and you are a little stressed, but could you please acknowledge the fact that my oil needs changing in my car. I have been telling you for 2 weeks that my oil light has been coming on and you still haven't gotten the oil changed. I could take it to the Jiffy Lube and have them change it for me, but NO, you have to be frugal and change it yourself. So when the engine blows up, don't blame me. I warned you.
Oh and Phil, when you're changing the oil, will you also check my tire pressure. That light is on too.