I saw a suggestion for parents as "The Lion King" credits were rolling on Freeform (aka "ABC Family TV"): "We know you'd like to see "The Little Mermaid, but hustle the kids to bed. When you come back, we'll show you OUR Mermaid!" Having more in common with the Mermaids seen on the Discovery channel fake documentary, this denizen of the deep likes Shark Tartare. (I guess "SyFy" was too busy with another "Sharknado" to drop this into the near-Summer Action/Horror lineup.)