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  1. Lazybones, sleepin in the sun....how you spect to get your days work done?

    You cant get your days work done......sleepin in the noon day sun

    Lazybones, layin in the shade....how you gonna get your cornmeal made?

    You cant get no cornmeal made....sleepin in that evening shade

    When taters need sprayin, I bet you keep prayin

    The bugsll fall off of the vine

    And when you go fishin I bet you keep wishin

    Them fish dont grab your line

    Lazybones, loafin all the day.....how you spect to make a dime that way?

    You wont make no dime that way.....loafin in the shade all day


    Lazy Bones. Never heard it done by a woman before though.

  2. US band found their way to a gig in sleepy Teddington (London UK)...middle son fancied going so I took him. Bloody awesome!

    They have a good website if you want to hear their particular brand of....whatever it is? Pretty fast and very technical rock of some sort. Rather impressive.


  3. your mom was filled with pain and suffering

    I understand the humour in the riposte...my adolescent children use the same phrase all the time, and it can be very amusing when used in the correct context, unfortunately, it is also true. So, forgive me if I don't laugh this time.


    On a brighter note...written anything else we can tear the arse out of? Post it, post it.... :D

    I think you have taken this all very well and in the spirit it was intended. I am impressed. You are far braver than I am. Mind you, to write like that, you have to be! :D

  4. Indeed, I am not. I feel debased and ashamed. :blush:

    It has moved me to verse.

    My eyes are shattered by the shards

    of mirrors broken in the bathroom of my parent's condo

    Ghosts parade their sympathies

    around patterns of iridescent alchemy

    and I bleed...dripping along the blunted edge of the switchblade

    that I call life...and they call

    real life.

    My soul is tormented...by their souls. I look across the void

    and all I can see is my soul

    pursued by their souls

    but wait...a crowd is forming

    of my souls...and their souls...

    and now I am pursued

    by a bunch of our souls.

    I am in hell.


  5. i think its an exellent peice of writing namahage you are very talented wtg

    So, even his supporters can't spell. What hope have we of a critical appraisal of the piece on its poetic merits?

    It's adolescent drivel. I am too sensitive for this world, no-one understands me and I rail at their insensitive disdain whilst retreating under my duvet to plan unspeakable revenge upon them and their shallow lives (whilst my folks pay for my education)...then I grow up (hopefully).

    Or something.


  6. We don't respect rubbish...it's just hard to tell sometimes. You really do have to read and re-read, and think about stuff from time to time, just in case you are missing something.

    I've re-read it a thousand times...and it's still rubbish.

    But, I defend, to the death, the right to post rubbish on here...Lord knows, I've done it enough myself.

    :D :cool:


  7. i want you all to know that youve hurt my feelings so i wont be posting in the creative writing section anymore until you people learn to like poetry

    Namahage...rhymes with damage?

    I've thrown hissy fits on here too and threatened to leave...but they've always been slightly, no; majorly, 'ironic' hissy fits. Your poem was rubbish. Accept it. Unless, of course you are having a bit of 'ironic' fun with us...in which case, it was brilliant!

    Which means it was 'brilliant rubbish'....and, there's nothing wrong with that!

    BF does it all the time.

    :D :cool: :D

  8. Probably my favourite artiste sold next to no albums when he was alive and it was 30 years after he topped himself before he gained any recognition...but he was a helluva lot more influential in the long run than Kiss ever were. The 'eat poop....70 000 flies can't be wrong' argument is just a vacuous nod to power of mass hysteria. I'm sure they all had a good time listening to the anodyne, derivitive second hand drivel that bunch of poodle haired (literally in one case, wasn't one of them meant to be a dog?) tossers provided. Ace Frehely was an OK guitarist and one of them had a long tongue. I think that might have been their biggest contribution to rock history.

    Nerve Rack were cool live!


    (and I'm off to see Wallis Bird the first opportunity I get! :P )

  9. I suspect that G 'n' R and Velvet Revolver fans are not all in touch with their own sexuality. If they could just relax and become 'as one' with their feminine side, they could accept Lisa as their own true godess and express themselves in a less obviously homophobic way. I think she could, at last, make them feel....mighty real.



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